Zbone cards should be honored any day any time. We have the clout to influence a club's business.

Sounds good. Monga, how much to get a puta to spend 24 hours with me?

Sounds good. Monga, how much to get a puta to spend 24 hours with me?

Danced with Candy.  Usually came to dance with Savannah or Egypt, but neither were working.  I would of danced with Flavia, but didn't see her until my money was gone.

I'll have to make that trip with you one of these days.  Sounds hot.

So did you copy this out of Penthouse Letters?

Good report, but what the hell is the name of the club?

Vanessa is a slim brunette with B size all natural tits. She has a perfect hardbody and a good personality. She's not to be confused with another Vanessa that used to work there, she said she started stripping after losing a bet in February and that BNL is her first club. She is way too aggressive for BNL. She sat next to me and did introductions before I had my ass on the seat. She made small talk just long enough to make the dance request not sound pushy. But she was pushy and I was glad when she was forced to get up and ask about 2 for 1s. I moved up to the stage to avoid her, she's hot, but not what I like at clubs. Sure enough she comes up and dances then asks me again for a dance. I declined and she said "OK, I'll be back later." I stayed at the stage until a girl I liked came up and took her straight back to the laps. I noticed Vanessa was using the same techniques on every guy who walked in. You have to admire her hustle but I don't go to clubs to be hustled.

Candy is a young Latina from Mexico. She's thick at the waist but curvy everywhere else. Her boobs are about right for her body, not big but not small, all natural. She can make conversation, but not very interesting for the older set, typical young girl talk. She said she just started stripping, but I didn't believe it, or maybe she 's a quick learner. In the lap dance area she gives a good dance. Invites up top action and partial defense down low. I think she wants to save down low for the VIP. Her grind is a little off, but her hands up and down your body make for a nice sensual dance. I'm guessing there would be good mileage in VIP.

Day shift about noon to 7 PM or 8.  Three days a week, Tues, Thursday, Friday.

You guys are friggin crazy, it isn't luck or chemistry, it's good acting!  The stupidest dancer is smarter than any PL in one area, how to make you think she likes you.  Anyone who falls for the stripper line, "I think it's just chemistry" is a sucker.    Us PL's are so full of ourselves we think one of these girls will like us because we're cool, know what to say, handsome, etc.  Bullshit.  They like you because you have money.    Even when there is real chemistry and a lot of luck, if you don't have cash, you are invisible.  Don't forget that boys.

What kind of money do you need to lay down for a good time ?

I want the NASCAR driver. What was her name?

I always end my trips to Paradise at R&R and have never been disappointed.

I found it best to tell the girl who sits down and chats that you won't be getting any dances right up front ( even if you might). Most will finish the discussion and move on, some stay because they are bored. They don't usually leave mad. They are happy they didn't lose another customer because they thought you were going to pay.

I think it's OK to spell out "fucking" on this site. It's considered a technical term here.

It's a lot easier to find now that they have a gigantic sign on the front walls. In the day, they had a tiny neon sign in the window that was very hard to spot.

This is my favorite club and I know you can get mileage during the day, maybe just not on your first visit.

Sounds like a good trip. So how much $ did you leave behind?

Just past Camp Pendleton there's a club called Main Attraction right off the freeway. It's an old-style topless club with a big bar, pool table, lots of mirrors and a big dance floor. The place is pretty run down. It starts off bad when the guy asks for ID and then scans your license. I won't go back for that reason alone. The girls are young and cute. I'm not sure why but they all had major tats. Not just regular stripper tats, full body tats. All of em. The lap area has vinyl, uncomfortable, bench seats. I got a dance with Natasha, a young blonde bimbo with bolt-ins. The dance was nice but nothing special. Low mileage. Their employment standards are low. One dancer had B cups at most, followed by a girl with no tits at all. Not good at a topless bar, with a boob lover in the audience. Pretty disappointing experience. Shoulda gone to the clubs on Rosecrans.

You can google it. It's in San Bernardino.

Dude, I'm tripped out just reading this.

The queen of big tits has left the building.  Kendall worked at BNL then moved to Fantasy Theater as Jenna.  She's moved out of the topless scene and works at a place called the Office Saloon, famous for its cute bartenders.  I'll have to go look her up and see what she calls herself and if you can still get a good look at her monstrous cleavage.

I know I fall in love too easily, because I'm still in love with Savannah at Bare N Legal but I just fell in love with Cherry at Fantasy Theater too.   Cherry is a hispanic MILF who wears glasses, with a nice firm body, nice round booty and the most beautiful set of big, natural tits a guy or girl can ask for.  But of course, there are a lot of dancers that fit that description, so what's so special about Cherry?    Well, she knows what a guy wants.  When she sits with you, she'll sit real close so you can feel her nice soft boobies pressed against your arm.  And when she notices you staring at her tits, she'll give them a little jiggle, or press her arms together to give you a mini-show.  She'll sit with you for a long time, before or after a dance.  She sat with me for so long I felt guilty and told her she could go ply the room during the 2 for 1 dance, but she seemed perfectly happy to sit with me longer, even though we finished our dance.   She had on lingerie with a fishnet top when I was there, really makes her look sexy.  Her dances are slow and sensual.  Milage is limited at this topless club, but since she's an oldtimer, she gets away with a lot more than the newbies.   If  you want so sensual, sexy company, Cherry is the dancer to find.  Worth the drive.

Wow, well written!

Why the hell would a city called Industry want to get rid of industrious strippers?

You can get full service at any nude club. There's always at least one girl who will cooperate. Sometimes they need to get to know you first. All the time you need to show them the money.

We don't hear much about this place. How private are those mileage dances? Isn't this place topless? You usually can 't get much there.

Sometimes when I post on my iPhone my message doesn't post on the item. Instead it posts on the next item, or if its my second try, two items down. Other times its not a problem.

I met one girl who was so drunk she couldn't remember who she just talked to. She was so gone I couldn't even take advantage of her. She ended up crashed out on the back couch.

Tattoos used to be for sailors, but these days, they seem to be for women only.  It's hard to find a dancer without tattoos.  The thing is, there are some wierd-ass tattoos up on that stage.  I guess PL's are the only ones who really get the big picture.   I saw a dancer with a friggin book tattooed on her side.  It must of been 10 lines of handwriting text.  I mean really, who the hell is going to read that and what could be some important that it couldn't be put in a spam email.  Another chic had the word FUCK on her ankle.  I didn't see it, but maybe it said YOU on the other one.  For a decision that lasts your whole life, you'd think they'd give it a little more thought.

Me either, but it can't hurt.

I've met very few dancer's who admit to having a SO or a boyfriend. They know better than to ruin the fantasy. But everyone needs love so I figure they must have relationship. So the question is, "What kind of guy goes into a relationship with a dancer?" Assume the guy knows what she does for a living. Our cave-man roots make us possessive of our women. So is it possible not to care your girlfriend is spending time with other guys every day?

You need a good wing-MAN to go with you. He can break the ice and then you can slide in.

I used to go with my ATF full time and all the girl's knew who was getting my cash. They were all cool and I'd tip all around so they weren't mean to me. But after the ATF changed schedules they all moved back in. The girls really don't give a shit what you do, they are in business and act accordingly.

Just for the record, and so you guys don't come after me later: Everything I've ever posted here is a lie. In reality I'm a 70 year old fat guy, virgin, who can't get it up and I've never seen a naked girl in my life (except my mom who I spied on as a kid).

Mr. Parlor is a good site, I signed up for a month and got some good intel.  But Rubmaps.com is 100% free and you can get what you need to know.  I put AMPs in 3 groups, legit, semi-legit and unlegit.  Semi legit ones are massage parlors that realize they need to offer a happy ending to survive.  Unlegit ones are a front for prostitution.  I think Lopaw would get the best service at a unlegit parlor.   I went to one in Garden Grove just looking for the massage and a $40 happy ending, and they kicked me out!  This was an unlegit place and all they wanted was full service clients.  If I had read the rubmaps reviews, I probably could have figured it out.   The benefits of an AMP are you get what you pay for and the prices are pretty standard.  The downside is you get what they have as far as girls are concerned and most are Asian with some hispanic, but you won't find too many with giant tits, smokin bodies, and fat asses.

Try Rubmap.com for the down low on the parlors.  There are a lot of legit parlors out there trying to look like sex palaces to get customers.  Rubmap will guide you to the right ones.  The tips are pretty standard, $40 handjob, $60-80 blow job, 80-120 FS.  Door fee is from $40 to $60.

A long time ago there was the 6' 8" girl over at Hollywood East.  Very thin black girl and everyone said she was a tranny.  I got a nude dance with her and she seemed legit.  Her boobs were pretty saggy so I figured if she had bought them she would have made them perky.

If it's that hard to tell the difference, does it really matter?

I'm not sticking up for Tranny's at clubs, just saying that the Ya Ya at Rio may not be the Ya Ya at 007 who I saw.  She's not going to get much business after this discussion, so it'd be unfair if she's not even the same one.  We need someone to go down and do a close and thorough examination.

You guys better make sure you're all taking about the same person.  I saw Ya Ya and didn't suspect anything, she didn't have a low voice at all.  So if it turns out to be someone else, you just ruined that ladies life! 

Come on guys, she's older but that doesn't make her ugly.  She works out a lot and most women her age would die for her body.  Yes, she has exceptionally long nipples, the longest I've ever seen in a club.    She is also a very nice person and will make you feel good about the whole thing.

Best nipples in the business is Bliss at BNL who works on Saturdays only now. It may take a dance or two for you to fully enjoy them.

I met a dancer like that. Came from topless to full nude and was shocked when I told her what the other girls did in the back.

You should never dump a girl who can bust your nut for $80.

I liked the girl who put her hand on my shoulder and brushed my ear with her cheek and whispered, "if you want me, I'm available. I hadn't had a good look at her up to that point, but I couldn't say no.

Oh, and I always assume that the girl went into the back after her dance and cleaned off all the areas that were touched with anything wet or dirty.

I like the mystery of touch or no-touch, you are never quite sure what you're going to get.  But I have to say that I've had more erotic dances from non-touchers than I have had from girls who just let it all happen.  The anticipation can be better than the act.

Good advice boys.  As I think about it, I'll bet an extra $20 would get me some dirty talk even out of an Asian chic.