Whoa whoa, so is Julie Night back? Been wanting to get a vip with her but she's been MIA.

The one VIP I had with her was good and she did deliver....the only problem is she wants way too much...she's not a ROB but definitely a hustler and will try to get every last dollar from you.

Ram_Pie said:  Say no no no to drinks.  Everyone. Say no.  One day they will stop Unfortunately they won't. This drink hustle has been going on for decades. 

Synn is definitely coming up that's for sure......

In my younger years when I was exploring clubs I used to dig the atmosphere at JetStrip. But over time as I gained more experience I realized there were better options out there...so in that regard I'd have to agree with Sal.    But I also can see where freemason is coming from cause we all have our favorite clubs for whatever reason. Mine would be DVNH for similar reasons to Freemason's, even though some might say that DVNH is low mileage.    Freemason, do you recall Felicity? Chick was half Native American half White and with a killer body.  She was there during the golden age circa 2006-09.

Thumper said: Hey!  I'm glad the place finally opened.  But the part we all liked about HT was the mileage.  So did these girls even try?  Or are they typical stuck up SR "strippers" who want big bucks to part their legs, etc.? I guess if it is free to enter, I can stop by before DVCOI and check it out this week, but HT was great for a guarrantee something if a date didn't work out and you know, needed a release. Exactly, I'm hoping that if management reads this site that they take to heart the importance of mileage to a club's success. Let's analyze this:   We can all agree that HT's setup was barebones basic, a mainstage, some chairs, and benches along the wall. The bathroom was a mess. The bouncers were a bunch of steroid pricks. The drink hussle was rampant.....and yet, that club was hugely successfull. Why? Because the dancers were hot, the mileage was off the charts, and the bouncers minded their own business.   What we all loved was the convenience of HT, there was no guess work as dancers were pretty forthcoming. HT's prices were pretty reasonable as $120 for a 3 song vip is pretty much 3 $40 nude dances anyways, so technically, it was a nude dance inside a cubicle (3 song minimum) and if you wanted a  longer duration you'd pay an additional $40 per song. It was pretty fair. Compare this with Synn back then which charged $300 for a 30 min VIP with a girl that wasn't nearly as hot and whom wanted a tip on top of the vip charge (synn has improved recently though).    Monarch's setup is gorgeous but if they can't offer the same kind of atmosphere as HT they won't experience anywhere near HT's success. 

This won't be a review as it's too early to form an objective opinion about this club. I think it would be best to call this TR a "first impressions".   As we would expect the dancer lineup was quite minimal for a new club. But what I saw I did like. There were a couple of blonde white girls, one that was thick and one that was slender. Both had some minor tats which I don't personally mind. A couple of latinas that were okay but weren't outstanding. And this one asian chick that was thin but with a nice round ass-- she caught my eye and I was ready to hit her up for a dance but another PL beat me to the punch. Other than that I didn't see any dancers that stood out enough to compell me to take them for a $40 just yet. I would have considered a vip with the asian chick though, hopefully next time. The dancers did have a decent attitude considering the slow amount of business from a new club.    Here's what I like:   * The club decor is quite elegant, on par with any of the Spearmint Rhinos and you can definitely tell they dropped some serious cash into the renovations. The color pallette appears to be dark grey with brown wood trims giving it that sophisticated look. The bathroom (thank goodness) has been revamp and is actually clean, if you recall the old HT days, the bathroom was atrocious. They did some minor trim work to the old mainstage and kept it in the same location. There's now a second stage located towards the back wall. Actually, it's more like a catwalk than a stage but what I like about it is that it encourages up-close-and-personal viewing of the dancers making it easier to strike up conversation if your at the second stage rail.   * There was no cover charge last night. i was told that for the first few weeks management will waive the cover fee to attract new customers and build their client base. I would recomend PLs take advantage of this and get a feel for this club   * There was no drink hussle! This is was by far the biggest relief as we all know that drink hussles are a fucking plague in all COI clubs. I would encourage management to continue on this path as most PLs dispise drink hustling. It interferes with the enjoyment of the club experience.   What I didn't like:   * The DJ was weak. We should call this dude Stuttering Steve cause he kept tripping over his own words, which is annoying as fuck especially when they got the volumn full blast. I also disliked his excessive use of profanity and his overboard harranging of PLs to get dances. "Get some fuckin' dances, $XX topless dances, $XX fully nude c'mon now don't be scurred get some dances now before it's too late...get it now now now!".... It makes the club look desparate when they push dances a little too hard like that. Remember, PLs go to clubs for an escape, we don't want to deal with any hardsells on our weekends. I think the Dj could be okay if he tones it down and doesn't use too much profanity.   * Too much punk rock was played, it's kinda like the music that suburband teenagers listen to, which really doesn't connect with guys in their mid to late 20's+  (the guys with money to spend). I would recomend management play a variety of music ranging from hard rock, classic rock, some hip hop, and occassionally some dubstep to keep the ambience dynamic and make the experience more enjoyable.   * The club closes at 2AM. This hopefully will be temporary thing cause all clubs should be open until at least 3 AM on weekends   * This is a very minor dislike but I think the club is a little crampped. I guess this could be a good thing as it gives us a better view of the stage.        Overall I think this club has potential and I hope that it can live up to HT's former glory. But to do this we would have to address what made HT so hugely popular. First and foremost HT had some of the hottest dancers so Monarchs definitely needs to attract dancers of the same caliber. Second is the mileage, HT was well aware that PLs forking over hard-earned money want to have a good time without management getting on their backs.  A club can be gorgeous, the dancers can be gorgeous, but if PLs can't get decent mileage, we'll have to migrate somewhere else. My recomendation to management would be to give the PLs some leeway to enjoy themselves and you'll have a loyal customer base just as HT did.   That's it for now. I'll post more thoughts as soon as I see a dancer that catches my eye enough for me to take her for a vip. Full review when that happens. This post was edited by BigBoyCaprice at April 14, 2013 1:12 PM PDT

I'll be there.   So HT closed when???....back in 2010? damn, it's been 3 years....memories...

Is this Reagan Reese the pornstar?

Yeah, Gianna has been known to come dance at DVNH from time to time when she's back from LV.    Too bad Heaven isn't in the game anymore....by far my favorite.

If you can describe some of them it might help. Some of these girls changed their names. 

Rleezx is correct, this place ain't open. 

Wasn't able to make it last night due to other commitments but definitely rolling tonight...in fact rolling right now.   I did think it was peculiar for a club to have a grand opening on a Thursday night....   Let's see how it goes tonight.  This post was edited by BigBoyCaprice at April 6, 2013 8:53 PM PDT

I'll be rolling tonight to see if it can live up to HT's former glory....will give tr afterwards.

If you're talking fat strippers, then you're talking about that bleach blonde girl from HT a few years ago.... I'm not sure what here name was or how she even was allowed to dance there with all the 9's.... Not trying to be mean but that chick really needed to get it together...

^^ Some scary shit.... I've been going to MP's for years and never had scares like that although the fear is always in the back of my mind. But the reality is that MP's are legal establishments so LE can't raid unless there's been complaints from the surrounding businesses. Truth though, LE considers MP's a harmless vice and couldn't care less, they only have to act when there's a complaint. MP's that recently opened should be avoided as LE and local businesses tend to keep a closer eye on them. The MP's that have been around longer shows that the surrounding businesses have not raised complaints so LE doesn't keep an eye on them.

I make it a point never to waive or flag down a dancer, because it's like giving her a free pass to tip monger in the back....

True, the facebook style layout favors dancers with business savvy who know that having profile pics and occassionally joining the banter would help their income. But the veteran PL's have censored themselves for fear of being outted. It's a give and take I suppose...

I have noticed that with the new layout the veteran PLs have gone mum.... The old zbone was bare-bones basic but was ideal for chit chat and info sharing. I miss those old days. The thing is, with this new layout it's hard to navigate to where the info is...sometimes it's in the forums, sometimes it's in the club subpage, and sometimes it's just within member profile comments.

Make it hail on these strippers....

Just curious if you have a substantial member base? The reason I ask is because if your site is a message board style then a larger member base will have more reviews as well as having varying input which is more objective(instead of having skewed reviews). I've thought about joining but the having to sign up with a credit card and giving out personal information has deterred me and I assume has deterred others as well. This post was edited by BigBoyCaprice at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM PDT

Maddux bit me on the cheek once, I guess it was supposed to be innocent fun but it actually really hurt. It's all good though cause she seems nice enough..

DVNH really dropped the ball when the decided not to renew Chase's contract....

The only dancer that has ever willingly talked dirty to me was the original Heaven aka The White Lightning from DVNH....sadly she's moved on to motherhood and has left the game... She never said anything explicit but her english accent made things hot..... Most dancers these days just do straight talk about their schooling, side jobs, what they do for fun, and stuff like that. You really have to get the girl in the right mood which usually involves a lot of groping and spanking this would usually compel her to talk dirty. Asking a dancer to talk dirty would be awkward I think.

DVNH does get some points for changing the waitress outfits.....too bad Maria isn't here anymore so we can't check out that booty....

I think there are two main reasons the first of course is the bad economy and many PLs have to cut down on unnecessary expenses like strip clubs. The second reason is that the new crop of dancers are mostly young girls who go to school and need some cash on the side. This means they don't give a damn if they give good dances or not and so they don't form a customer base like the previous crop of dancers who knew the importance of customer loyalty. Most of the PLs on zbone today don't even talk about ATFs anymore because there are no more ATFs because of this. This post was edited by BigBoyCaprice at February 12, 2012 5:22 PM PST

Honey did in fact dance at VIP for a brief period of time since she was testing the waters at different clubs. She then went back to Synn and left the biz for a little while to take a break. Heard she's back at synn now.

I chatted with August a while back and she mentioned that she's out of the porn business now.

Sometimes I wish the clubs would play a variety of music that would include different forms of rock like metal and even classic rock...and occassionally some 80's stuff like depeche mode. These days the clubs only hip hop and dubstep which can get repeatitive.

Word on the street is that she's been sighted over at 4Play.

Haven't seen Felicity since like 2009....rumor has it she quit the biz around that time. She was part Native American and had unique look, damn shame shes gone.