January 18, 2013 4:08 AM PST
What up bros, another review from yours truly!
Left the house around 615ish, took a little bit of time because of traffic on Harbor/Fullerton Rd. and on Gale(wth!!). Pulled up at around 650. $15 to get in. Is there any free coupons in like the local paper or LA Weekly by any chance if so anyone knows the nearest location to grab a free LA Weekly if they do have free coupons. Don't got a printer at home. Anyways.....
Hot brunette with tats at the door! Very sexy!.
Club fairly empty but with some dancers from mid shift. Got a cherry coke. Here is the thing and I am a retart for not noticing earlier from prior visits and it just crossed my mind because it's the "flu" season...THEY DO NOT HAVE STRAWS HERE!! WHAT IN THE FLYING FUKING FAIRY GODMOTHER IS UP WITH THAT!! YES I AM YELLING IN CAPS, FUKING DISGUSTING. First off, if anyone chills out at the bar they do see that they have bottles of sanitation by the sink, but they don't even have hot fuking h20 so what's the use, and nor do they scrub it vigorusly. Did they buy a bunch of cups and steam clean and sanitize off site? I highly doubt it, correct me if I am wrong BUT STILL, you go to other strip clubs, you go to a bar/restaurant from the dumpiest hole in the wall to fuking Spago, they have straws. How many surfaces and open air has that cup been exposed too? Any bros going here complain to management about the lack of straws, fuking disgusted. If they are too cheap for straws I suggest letting county health know.
Moving on and sorry for the gripe but in all honestly it is something to be extremely mad about.
So the girls! DVCOI has the variety. You like blacks girls? latina? asian? white? tats? pregnancy scars and single moms? thin and petite? thick? big? fake? natural? with a penis? j/k
Come on down, because there is something for everyone.
Going to do this a little different instead of my usual breakdown, wayyy too many girls my memory is good but not that good.
Asian girls. I know there are alot of bros here with the yellow fever. Saw Quinn, petite, cute, sweet, little g-string with a heart on her right cheek. Another girl same body and all but maybe filipino/se asian/or latina. A thicker asian girl. Another petite asian girl on the night shift, my guess is Vietnamese? 2 more or so, nothing to write home about.
Black girls. Not my taste but ALOT of good looking ones. Lolli from the day, light skin and thin, well liked by PL's from what I read. Egypt, holy fuk, beautiful face, light skin and thin. Both Egypt and Lolli had A cups, but beautiful faces. There were 2 other black girls that were really good looking, sorry for no names. Chatted up with Monroe, cute and nice convo, some highlits on her hair. Saw Freaky big booty, can work the pole, dropped like 4 feet down from the pole into a split! Another big booty girl with big curly hair, she rocks it well. Good night for black girls.
Latina girls. I would say the majority are in this club or on this shift and with the most variety. Thin and petite, to thick in all the right places, to just big. I wish I could give names, but just can't recall. Saw Bella again, a little thicker, still got a bit of a 'tude per guy I was chatting up with. One girl, absolutely beautiful face, could pass as middle eastern(thin sharp nose), has a slight pelvic tilt, I think her name is Jen(?), just beautiful, enhanced on top. Met Nina, italian-mex cool chick, cute.
White girls. Probably the most disappointing, but still some cuties and hotties. I did LD with Gwen, cute girl-next-door petite but with some nice hips/butt, sensual dance. Did LD sample/VIP with Jessica, blonde pretty face, ehanced on top, very nice ass if you are an ass man, not my usual thing but was in the mood for a nice big booty(cold weather? Keeps you warm). VIP was fun but not all lanes were clear on the race track, should have asked before, live and learn. She is a nice girl, pretty face, if you like a big booty, she may just be for you! She be a total knockout if she slimed down, IMO.
Alternative/emo/tat girls. Plenty of them tonight, a good handful. Most of them were petite. Don't know any names, but they were cute in my eyes. Got to talk a little to Baby Doll, tats, thin(about a buck or less), very cute, works at another nearby club(a few do actually). They were definitely there tonight if that is your thang.
Big girls. Yup, always a few here.
Waitresses. Hot, majority of them are cute latinas, a few white girls, and a new filipino waitress who is an absolute doll and sweetheart. Some nights the wait staff is way better looking than the dance staff. Bridesmaids beats the Brides. French Maid outfits tonight. Get a good glimpse of their panties when on stage. (wouldn't mind sniffing some from the hot ones..knowwhatImeanbro?)
3 for 20 topless tonight, $100 for 30 minute VIP, this is every Thursday. Still don't know why they can't add curtains to the VIP, and the "VIP's" behind the topless area. Why? Another user pointed this out earlier this month. The privacy is lost a bit, sometimes there are dancer/customer combo waiting for a VIP in the hallways and can totally perv out on you. Another area they should consider addressing. Almost perfect. Also they are now hanging for what I assume is decoration, some cheap grandma looking bras and panties. Tacky. Some PL's came in wearing a bikini necklaces and made it rain like a boss.
For those who have never been here on Thursday, it's crowded for a weeknight, especially between 9-11ish, basically shoulder to shoulder, dick to ass if you cannot find a seat. Not always.
Hey you can't have it all.
You want variety and good value dances, and the best price VIP in So Cal? Well you got to put up with a night club-like atmosphere, wanna dance flyby's, NO STRAWS for drinks, and a different approach to getting a dance. In here on this kind of a night, if you want a girl, you gotta make the first move, she may never get to you or approach you for the rest of the night. Do your homework and go on the DVCOI Crew Yahoo group database, and reviews from TUSCL. Check the RC's and check the database, have 1-2 in mind just in case something doesn't work out and for something concrete to look for. You hear the name on stage go sit at p-row and ask for a dance after the stage, or if you can't find her, ask the waitress and kick a few bucks for their help. A little different from most places.
Happy lapping, and please bug the management about some mothafuking straws!! Thanks for reading.