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Flamingo Theatre » Reviews » Review

  • Review

    Posted by DragonFire June 4, 2012
    6 comments, 1,386 views, 7 likes
    Been coming here on and off over the years. I'd say in Orange County, it is probably the best.

    Located off of Ball Road in between Anaheim Blvd. and State College, you can't miss it coming down the street. I guess if you wanted to be discreet, there is no way of going around it, the entrance is visible off of the main street.

    Get a coupon from the OC Register Sports section, to save you some $. All of the girls have "Free Pass" cards as well. They should be able to hook you up with some after buying some dances.

    Doorman are cool, they handle their business, and give you a ticket for your drink and tell you to have a good time, a good time you should have!!!!

    Right when you enter to your left is the lap dance and VIP area, the stage is in the center with great lighting(really good because you came to see a beautiful woman's pussy, breasts, ass, and anus? I know I do), and the rest are seating. Tables and chairs near the stage, and tables and couches in the back. The back of the club is the dj booth, the dressing room, the bar, and the restrooms.
    They do have some flat screens, a touch game machine, and 2 atms adjacent to the exit.

    Okay, now on to the girls. Unlike other clubs, I think FT has a pretty good day crew! It's an inevitable to get a few unattractive ones, in looks and personality, but FT day is consistent. Some standouts from the day crew:

    -Diana: As mentioned before, beautiful girl. Latina. I guess a famous celebrity comparison would be Eva Mendes prettier sister in the face, and a very nice tone, but soft in the right places body. Hot.

    -Chanel: says she is not Latina, but looks like porn star Carmen Luvana with darker hair. Her body is a little more fit than I last saw her about 2 years ago. Good for her! Very sexy and cute at the same time. She's a cool chick.

    -Holly: spinner/petitie, appears to be mix black, probably about 5' and no more than a buck in weight. Cute girl. Good personality. Very bubbly and happy, but can also be sensual and sexy when LD'ing. I suspect her personality is a factor in her getting alot of regulars. (smart from a business sense)

    I apperciate the FT handshake, and yes, as soon as a girl sits down, the waitress will come over and ask you to buy her a drink. The best way to handle this? Smile and very sweetly say, "No thank you". Simple as that. Waitress has a job to do, and believe me they probably hate asking just as much as you hate them for asking as well, so just handle it like a gentlemen. They do ask in the LD area as well, fyi.

    As always YMMV(duh!), but the best part about FT is the lap dances are $10, and most of the girls don't mind making the dance a little more frisky. The VIP's are $150 for 6 songs and I think the $100 for 4 songs(can't remember tbh). The management jacked up the prices over the past few years, VIP's used to be $125 for 6, not a smart business move in these times.

    Other day girls I saw from my visit:

    Sorry the name escapes me, but their is a tall, thin black girl, with an enhanced chest, chocolate girls are not my steez, but if you like em', she is a good looking girl and a sweetheart to talk to.

    Naomi: a little bit older when under the light on stage, but has a very nice fitness-type body if you like that. Kudos to her for staying fit. Had some touching rules, because I was only getting one dance. Okay.

    Valerie: sexy body, said she likes the asian guys(hellooo, could be just her line though), big chest, nice waist, and a very grabble ass. Sexy girl.
    Want to take her to the VIP.

    As always, a few average latina girls.

    Haven't been in on the night shift for awhile. Did have some favorites.

    Carmen: tall, pretty latina girl. Awesome. ATF. I think she goes back and forth from TJ's(stanton) and FT?? Also has a cousin, who is just as good looking, but her name escapes me.

    Gia:cute spinner/petite latina girl.

    Sassy: sexy voluptous body, she dances on and off from what I remember.

    Mercedes: incredible body on this latina. I believe she is now at SR in Industry. She was cool to talk and sexy to LD with.

    I think with FT you a decent amount of girls who come and go, and I like that. I am a man who likes variety. One of my gripes of FT is the lack of caucasian/blondies and asians. I love blondes!(I welcome any recs on this btw!)

    Never really go on a Friday or Saturday night, the worst times, IMO, sometimes they bust out the portable chairs..LOL no thanks and the LD bench is knees to knees and shoulders to shoulders..fuk that! Might pop in towards the later part of Fri. and Sat. nights, but otherwise I will stick to swing times/late afternoons to catch the day and night dancers. Yes their is a lull around 6pm-7pm with dancers coming on and off shift.

    Random tips:
    -If you are going to leave you seat, place you straws across the cup horizontally so the waitress does not take your drinks.
    -Try and get the seats closest to the entrance or closest to the restrooms, dancers HAVE to come and go through these areas, so it is high traffic. Don't be afraid to be the agressor, and flag them down.
    -Shower, and chew some gum before coming.
    -Quit being a tough guy with your arms crossed, have fun, be happy, be silly, whatever look like and act like you want to have a good time.
    -Put a limit on your $10 dances, sometimes you might lose count in the midst of the action, I always say,"lets start off with 2 dances and go from there".
    -Sip your drink slow.
    -No need to buy a lady drink, handle it like a gent! If you want to, go ahead, but that $ can be spent with a hot girl in grinding on your lap.
    -If your hungry and you want to cheat, head over to Alberto's south of Ball on State College and get some carne asada fries =) yum.

    Have fun on your visits!

    edit:
    Okay I read somewhere I think it was tuscl, that Carmen is back at the dirty bird. Treat her good, she is an awesome gal.
    Other misc. stuff I forgot to add:

    Bottle water is an extra dollar on top of the 10.

    If you got a printer @ home a free coupon per website, pdf warning:
    http://www.flamingoshowgirls.com/coupon01.pdf



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7 comments
  • CrackedActor
    CrackedActor Well done. Loves me some Diana . . .
    July 15, 2012
  • Mike Hopper
    Mike Hopper are those 10 dollar lap dances bikini, topless, nude?
    October 2, 2012
  • DragonFire
    DragonFire Those are 10 dollar bikini, but occasionally the top is flashed, knowwhatimean?
    October 2, 2012
  • gregT
    gregT Amazing review... so thorough and useful.. have you gone since?
    December 4, 2012