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  • Ohh you got jokes now...? Entertainment & Media
  • It's Ok to have a good laugh as long as you ain't hurting nobody..actually it can be funny if somebody does get hurt..(Wait did I say that out-loud ?)
    Feel free to drop some jokes, old or new it's all good.
    I'm working on my comedy writer skills.
    Hey Let...  more
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    • 9 total members
    • Last updated November 28, 2011

Ohh you got jokes now...?

  • Aclubdj2
    Aclubdj2 joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • June 27, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A woman went to her doctor for
    advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a
    penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
    The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She sa...  more
    • June 18, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A guy comes home from work, walks into his
    bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What
    the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and
    says, "I told you he was stupid."
    • June 18, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A young husband and wife were sunning on a
    nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband
    covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the
    car and made a dash to the hospital.

    ...  more
    • June 18, 2012
    • Ronin and Manual like this.
    • W2EM
      Aclubdj2 Damn it! What's the rest of the joke????? Arggghh!
      • June 18, 2012
    • W2EM
      W2EM Hummm!!
      Not sure what happened to the punch line of that joke...
      I'll PM you the full joke and see if that work.
    • W2EM
      Manual post it in the discussion forum of this group, then we can see the whole post!
      • June 19, 2012
    • W2EM
      W2EM @Manual....Done.
      That's for that tip.
    • W2EM
      Aclubdj2 Lol. Gonna drown the little fucker!!! Lol. Thanks for the p m
      • June 20, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A husband comes home to find his wife with her
    suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you
    think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You
    can earn $400 for a blow job there,...  more
    • June 18, 2012
  • Spawn
    Spawn:
    Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best, "
    the first guy says. The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."
    He asks the third guy "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of...  more
    • June 18, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    Q, Whats the difference between Love,True love, and Showing off ?
    A. Spitting,Swallowing and Gargling.
    • April 24, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender
    asked, "what's wrong," and the guy says that he just found out that his
    younger son is gay. The bartender says, "he's sorry about it." After a
    couple of days the guy co...  more
    • April 8, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep
    when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before
    he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line
    and the husband says "How the ...  more
    • April 8, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line,
    he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got
    this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait
    my ass on line anymore." &qu...  more
    • April 8, 2012
  • Ronin
    Ronin joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • March 19, 2012
  • Manual
    Manual joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • March 16, 2012
  • madquack
    madquack joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • February 16, 2012
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    So, yesterday after noon I was walking with my wife. All of sudden, I'm
    screaming, where's the cell phone!! I need to take a shot of that!! She
    didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. But let's be honest, how many
    times you will see a dog driving...  more
    • January 13, 2012
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    yo mamma joke:

    Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
    • December 22, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    yo mamma joke:

    Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
    • December 22, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    yo mamma joke:

    Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
    • December 22, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on...  more
    • December 22, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    "I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says. "What's the bad news?" asks the patient. "The bad news is that unfortunately you've only got 3 months to live". The patient is taken back, "What's the good new...  more
    • December 22, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behi...  more
    • December 21, 2011
  • Sam
    Sam:
    “We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
    • December 21, 2011
  • Sam
    Sam joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • December 21, 2011
  • voodoochild
    voodoochild:
    Q: What are the 3 rings involved with marriage?
    A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-- ing.
    • December 19, 2011
  • voodoochild
    voodoochild joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • December 19, 2011
  • LMR
    LMR joined the group Ohh you got jokes now...?
    • December 18, 2011
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    Gotta love Eddie..
    Eddie Murphy about men and woman - YouTube
    My favourite parts from Eddie Murphy's stand up "Raw" about men and women. Montage by be.
    • December 9, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
    A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
    • December 6, 2011
  • Geigs
    Geigs:
    Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
    A. A navel.
    • December 6, 2011
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    Secrets to a long happy marriage…

    A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine,

    while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says,

    “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you”…

    Her husband asks, “Is that you, o...  more
    • December 5, 2011
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    A man and a woman who had never met
    before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves
    assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

    they were...  more
    • December 5, 2011
  • W2EM
    W2EM:
    Undies



    Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys keep

    asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them.



    Mom said: "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies. 


    Susie said...  more
    • December 5, 2011