I had a pretty good time at DVNH a few weeks ago, But not this time. I drove up this past Saturday night and got In around 12:30am.
The door guy hits me up for my I.D. WTF? I'm 37 years old and the dud thinks I'm under 18??????
Jesus "F*cken" Christ!!!
So I paid my cover and the waitress stops me to see what I wanted to drink. So I asked for a "Doc Robbie" Cherry Coke and made change for $20 singles to tip the ladies.
I didn't see any other zboners in attendance, But the crowd was rather packed. PLenty of dancers to choose from as well. I would guess about 25 in total.
I didn't see my favorite gal THIGH-La(opps I mean SKYla) but that was ok I was looking for new fresh meat that I haven't tried out before.
I saw the new dancer going by Celine. NO it's not the Original Celine"The Dream" sad to report, but some new dancer looks Mix looking(maybe part Arabic? Italian?) not sure what she is but rather young looking with lots of baby fat on her waistline. She wasn't really trying hitting up guys for dances, but hey I understand since this young kid is new to the scene.
I was surprised to see DJ California SLIm back at his old job running the show. I never expected to see him back since Management fired him for some reason I can't understand about 5- 6 years ago?
He was DJ'ing along with DJ Daddio.
I saw Satine who is half Egyptian/part Black and looks like she got those HIPs & booty back after gaining some of those curves. I would have tried her, But she left a sour taste in my mouth for hitting me up for a tip and not giving me the same type of mileage like the 1st time I got with her. Also she didn't hit me for a tip the first time I tried her.
They were also doing dollar dancers which was cool. I notice in the coupla hours I was there the DJ did announce on two different occasions half hour specials for only $100.
This also happen the other time when I last showed up here on the weekend. I asked one of the dancers why are they offering this and well she told me most guys are not spending any 
so they are trying to get guys to part with their money.
So I notice GIA in the house. She is half Italian/half Latina and really dig her thick STRONG muscular body. I know others who have told me they've had bad experiences with her lap dances including being hit up for a tip of $20 just for full contact. Well that didn't happen with me and I got a pretty good dances although only spent $40 bucks on her.
Well this time sad to report I had a very disappointing time with her. She was pretty much WASTED and was drinking before I notice by the time I paid $100 inside the time machine.
Luckily for myself I only spent $100 and not the full $150 as I took advantage of the DJ special that was being announce.
GIA push me for VIP dances the last time I dance with her(4 months ago) but didn't take her up on her offer as I spent way too much money on Skyla for my own good before I dance with her.
Well I never did VIP with GIA and since GIA has the body I crave most here decided to see what she offers back there.
She pretty much had no energy and I asked if she was drinking before she came to work. She denied it at first, but later confessed in having a margarita before coming into work. Personally I think she was drinking back in the dressing room as I didn't see her go up on the stage roll call like all the other dancers did.
This is one of my main beefs with coroporate Deja VU' clubs is they are not too strict with some of these dancers and some are already pretty much wasted by the time they show up to work. I have seen this as well over at DV-COI & DV-Ontario. Not sure why they don't check their bags or FIRE their asses.
Yamante is another one at DV-COI that is pretty much wasted all the time, but they don't do a damn thing.
So dances with GIA was full contact but when it came to kissing her around her body unlike the last time it was a big NO=NO with her. Also trying to feed off the twins 
I was put on a choke hold with one of her hands over my throat.
When I tried getting her to lay on top of my body while facing me while I layed on my back she wouldn't lay down all the way. I was squeezing her booty, but at the same time I was trying to dry hump her with my game boy, but she told me to stop it as she doesn't want to think we were FUCKING back there as their is like 3 cameras watching us. DAMN, With all the nonsense not sure as how the hell I kept a hard on the entire time.
Also in the middle of the dance when I complained she had no energy like the last time she said she would be back as she left her red bulll at the bar. She told me she'd be back in a minute but was more like 5 minutes.
That sorta sh*t reminded me of a dancer going by Monique(Brazil Jr.) pulled on BootyCall where she said she had to go used the restroom in the middle of his half hour dance only to never returned back as he pretty much got robbed out of his already paid in advance money into those time machines.
So she gets back and I tried bringing humor and told me I was way too horny for my own good to calmed down. I really felt that I was with a 10 year old girl with her mentality.
She is much better when she isn't drinking as she is much more focus. I did notice she has lost some of the baby fat around her belly and is much more fit, but still thick.
So with 3 minutes to spare left in the 30 Minutes I had enough of her and decided to complained and tell her NEVER AGAIN!!! You WASTED MY TIME & MONEY!!!!
I had a feeling she was going to hit me up for a tip to add Insult to Injury so I left her looking stupid as $100 is no big deal for me. Man, Sure wished SkyLa or even "Miss Royalty" aka Princess had been here to save the day.
I know I told her Gia that I wouldn't see her, But man my Little fella still craves that hard body of hers. One of my close zbone friends had told me before she has a drinking problem, but I hardly come here to know much about her.
Deja VU Management really needs to get on the ball and start firing girls especially those who are so unprofessional. I'm sure they are aware of the problem and see it for themselves with some of these dancers drinking inside the dressing room.
So after that fiasco decided to hit another club(rather not say where) but ended up having a better time including being able to finish with a happy ending.
Til Next time Friends,
This is your boy, LouASS "The King of Big Booty Spending" Signing off.
Peace Out!!!!
Rad Action said:
I also had a VIP with GIA, and she was also a complete waste of time with me and I wish I had chosen someone else instead.
[LouASS]-->Amen
