when i saw the topic "how they hang" reminded me of a couple of old bad jokes.
two guys stop to take a piss off a bridge, first guy tries to impress the other
"man that water is cold" second guy one ups him
"Yeah and it's really deep too"
first guy " i got my girlfriends name tattooed on my dick. see? it says wendy"
second guy "mine says wendy too. only when it gets hard it says
welcome to jamaica have a nice day"
the third joke is more of a visual
a guy lets call him.... Sal. goes to the psychiatrist and says"DOC ya gotta help me, I am obsessed with tits. I can't stop thinking about them.
So the doc says we will find out whats going on lie down and we will do a little word association
tell me the first thing that comes into your mind
tits tits TITS!
the doctor can't believe it stops the session" Ok, i get all the others. but how the hell do you associate windshield wipers with tits?"
"Easy doc, when its raining the wipers do this"
he then moves his head from side to side making kissing noises
sorry its more visual. Hey the topic IS bad jokes....
sorry Sal you are the bignaturals expert so the first person i thought of.