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Scared shitless

    • 50 posts
    April 3, 2012 9:50 PM PDT

    I figured i would share an older story since there have been no posts here.

     I had seen this girl a couple times. She was an ex dancer from Bobs CL who was escorting. Besides the sex, she was a fun person, nice to talk to, One horny day i call her and drive to her apt. complex for a nooner. As i get within a mile or so i see an unusual amount of police cars. I don;t think to much of it until i get to her underground parking and she buzzes me in. As she does there are two cop cars coming in right behind me. As i get off the elevator i look up(open apt complex) and the place is swarming with cops. they are on the roof, some are on the same floor as me walking in all directions. I get to the door and rush inside. She can see i am really nervous and when i tell her why she tells me to calm down we aren't doing anything illegal...yet.

    I didn't think that was too funny but she got me to relax. She said if the cops came we are just old friends having some fun etc. Then she told me her real name and some other personal info(she already had mine from being screened before by her) anyway we got to talking and an hour ran into many more. we actually became pretty good friends. So i have the cops to thank for that. After i left she went out and talked to the cops to find out what was going on. turns out there was a naked guy running around on the complex roof. Only in LA. freaked me out pretty bad at the time. I had visions of the scene from "risky business" with all the cop cars "Joel this is your mother, do as they say, just, get off the babysitter"

  • Sam
    • 8 posts
    April 4, 2012 12:39 PM PDT
    Too funny, Knotty!

    I've had a close call once, with suspicious sounding person on other end of the phone, then noises coming from *both* rooms on either side of the room number I'm headed toward. I calmly collected myself, took a breath, walked away.

    I've since joined a community to screen and network. Though it's not perfect, I haven't had a repeat of that (knock on wood).
    • 70 posts
    April 4, 2012 4:40 PM PDT
    Here's another funny one:

    I was driving down Sepulveda Blvd. one Sat. afternoon many moons ago when I spotted this absolutely gorgeous Pamela Anderson lookalike, with her top wide open just tied in a knot. So I pulled over, she hoped in asked her where she was headed, she said the liquor store on the next block. I pulled in and asked her why the liquor store? She said she was getting married the next day and just wanted to have her smokes ready for the BIG DAY!

    So I said I guess since your getting married you don't want to fool around, she then says, coming to think of it, I never had a bachelorette party why not, but since I don't know you how about $5.-? FIVE BUCKS! Hell Yeah!

    So we checked into a hotel on Sepulveda and were having a really fun time when all of a sudden out of nowhere there's a pounding on the door "OPEN UP - IT'S THE POLICE" Mr. Happy was Now Mr. Sad! The blonde bombshell was freaking out, grabbed her clothes and ran into the bathroom. I put my pants on, opened the door and said Can I help you? Just then here comes the Korean manager NO! NO! NEXTA DOOR, NEXTA DOOR!!! Police officer says, "Sorry to bother you". Well that killed the mood, I took the bride to be where she wanted to go and dropped her off. Man she was fine, she gave me Kiss goodbye said Thanks and that was it!

    The dude in the next room had a heart attack, he called 911, that's why the police arrived.
    • 20 posts
    April 23, 2012 11:14 AM PDT
    I was once in East Hartford, Connecticut at this kinda dumpy strip club bar getting a lap dance when the place was raided by agents of the state Alcohol and Beverage Control. They came in a group of 10, and were shining those xenon bulb flashlights into the dark club, temporarily blinding everyone until the lights came on.

    I was getting my first lap dance about twenty seconds in with a nice looking Euro, keeping my hands to myself and by my sides when the action occured. I sat very still and said nothing and nothing was said to me but they cited the dancer for working without the proper documentation.

    I decided to slowly drift towards the exit while the agents cited the club for all sorts of small violations. No one challenged me and I slowly drove back to the hotel thinking that I would never again visit an East Coast strip club that was above Atlanta or below the Canadian border. Bummer. I recall it was a prepay scheme like Deja Vu and I had signed up for two dances, to boot.
    • 5 posts
    May 15, 2012 12:24 AM PDT
    I had a sore back and needed a massage. After reading some very positive reviews on massage quality and some fun stuff, I gave them a call to make sure they had someone available. I park my car and step out, and took a few glances at my surroundings.

    Next thing I know, three unmarked vehicles pull in and I see four men wearing windbreakers with the word "LAPD" on them. My car was blocked in and the little plaza only had one exit.

    I waited around for about 15 minutes until some old lady came out of a health services office in the plaza and started bugging the cops to move their cars. As soon as it was clear, I headed home with a sore back and a vow to never hit up a massage place again.
    • 30 posts
    May 19, 2012 9:37 AM PDT
    ^^ Some scary shit....

    I've been going to MP's for years and never had scares like that although the fear is always in the back of my mind. But the reality is that MP's are legal establishments so LE can't raid unless there's been complaints from the surrounding businesses. Truth though, LE considers MP's a harmless vice and couldn't care less, they only have to act when there's a complaint.

    MP's that recently opened should be avoided as LE and local businesses tend to keep a closer eye on them.

    The MP's that have been around longer shows that the surrounding businesses have not raised complaints so LE doesn't keep an eye on them.




    • 5 posts
    May 19, 2012 2:39 PM PDT
    That place has been around for a while. I don't know why it was raided, but that was one hell of a scare for me.