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BootyfulCeline posted a dancer pet peeve of hers: http://zbone.com/profile/bootyfulceline/action_id/46725 . The comment thread triggers these questions:
Dancers: What are your pet peeves about PL's?
PL's: What are your pet peeves about dancers?
This post was edited by Manual at March 22, 2012 1:49 PM PDT -
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sal_acious said:
AIR Dancin' RIP OFF BITCHES that ASK for tips.Correction: AIR Dancin' RIP OFF BITCHES that ASK for tips and have BIG FAKE ROCK HARD TITS!
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Dancers that just take your money and/or don't thank you after the dance is done and just walking away like nothing happened. At least pretend like we just had a dance together and we our spent hard earned cash on you even if it was just one song. A little appreciation for the customer goes a long way and, gasp, might even lead to more dances in the future! Imagine that! -
I have always thought it was rude, when a girl really puts a lot of effort into her stage show and then someone just walks up to the rail and scatters a big handful of ones all over the place . ..
...First off, why cant you just lay it down there like everyone else so the poor girl doesnt have to look like a beggar and duck walk all over the stage to pick up all the crumbs.
Second ... .. that was probably only about 12 or fifteen big dollars sir. Maybe twenty. You are no bigger spender than anyone else in the club getting a regular lap or even a two for one special.
..Third off.. when you parade up to the stage looking like this is just chump change, nearly everyone in the house notices you and in most cases thinks you look as stupid as I did.
... Fourth off.. You look stupid in that big green survivalist jacket. that you picked up at the surplus store. At least wear long pants under the thing. -
This is another pet peeve, applicable to both PL's and Dancers. Having a full on loud conversation in the booth while I am getting a lap in the next booth.
I am not talking about a quick "thank you" or "your dick is so big" or "how about a tip" from the dancer, OR a quick "you have nice titties" or "i'm cumming" or "lets go to the VIP" from the PL. I am talking about the long loud conversations.
Sometimes the PL starts it, or the dancer. I can still hear it, and it's a bone killer. It's those conversations that last the entire song, and continue out the lap area.
You heard of the library voice??? There is also a lap area voice, which is just as quiet.
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I'm glad I started a little thing here. Maybe we can all learn something. I completely agree with the taking your shoes off when the dance has started.sidenote: I always keep my shoes on unless someone requests that I take them off. I know that we are strippers, but I find it somewhat unprofessional to take off your shoes. Shoes are sexy, therefore they make a dance sexy. no? or should I start taking my shoes off too lol -
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1)Dancers who asked for tips BEFORE THE DANCE has started.
2)Dancers who smell don't shower, Can smell their B.O.
3)Dancers who give very high mileage dances to PL's, but don't bother to go back to the dressing room to freshen up and you can still smell what the other PL left behind on them.
4) Dancers who take a DUMP, but don't know how to wipe properly & come out right away asking for dances.
5) Dancers who sit with you way too long, Although you try to show no interest on her so she leaves, but still she doesn't get it and stays with you not allowing other dancers to approach you.
6)Dancers with bad breath
7)Dancers who get pissed off at you for not buying them drink so they get back at you with giving a low mileage dance or give you some attitude over it.
8) Dancers who get pissed off that you are dancing with someone else other than them like they owned you or think you shouldn't dance with anyone other than them.
9) Old dancers who should have retired a long time ago.
10) Fake dancers who pretend they are interested in you, but it's all Bullsh*t in order to get you in the back for dances.
11) Dancers who don't doosh enough down south.
12) Racist dancers
13) Dancers who talked sh*t behind other customers back that I can hear out on the floor.
14) Dancers who talked sh*t about other Dancers to me out on the floor.
15) Felicia obsessed in trying to take over my #1 spot on Zbone. -
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you guys don't like smelly dancers, i don't like smelly customers. if i can smell your bad breath, your armpits, or your fishy dick through your pants, you shouldn't be in the club.
just like you guys don't like girls who sit there when you clearly aren't interested, i don't like guys who aren't interested in getting a dance but grab me as i walk by, and want me to stand there while they grope me for no money.
you guys don't like girls who ask for tips, i don't like guys who always want some kind of deal or something for free. i constantly get asked if i can give a "sample" before they get a dance. um, no. the sample is the ten dollar dance, scrooge.
you guys don't like air dances. i don't like guys who sit on their hands during dances. i'm not saying stick your fingers inside me, but at least put your hands on my waist or thighs. i'd like to think you're somewhat interested.
i have extremely sensitive nipples, and not the good kind of sensitive. i hate when guys twist them, pinch them, or graze them with their rough ass hands. if you want to play with my tits, grab the whole boob and squeeze!
touching my pussy, face, mouth, hair during a dance. this should be an obvious thing not to do. its creepy and unsanitary. just spank me instead.
and last. the club may be fun for you, and for me it is sometimes too, but it is still my JOB. don't come in trying to be captain save a hoe telling me i'm "too pretty for this" (i'm too pretty to flip burgers) or i'm "too smart for this" (i'm too smart to pass up making this much money in college) or that you will "take care" of me. i will not go to dinner with you, i will not be your facebook friend. if i give you my number, it's so you can contact me when you want to come into the club so i can make sure i'm there, not because we are going to start dating. i have made friends with customers before, but nothing more than that. -
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totally understandable! & if i had to choose between that and the other extreme, i'd definitely choose the guy who sits on his hands. i'd say it's usually safe to grab a waist or a thigh, though, at least in full nude clubs. clubs with alcohol are different... even if the girl is ok with it, the club might not be.
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I don't think you need anything extra to get her attention. I saw her working the floor at DVNH, but I was dumb. cASSandra would come up to me at DVNH, and I would ALWAYS reject her. It's not that I didn't think she looked good.
I didn't have any intel, and had spent too much on worthless dances from other dancers, I didn't want to waste more on a test drive. So I just waited for my ATF's.
Then there was intel, but it was too late, because she switched clubs! I went to CarmenCon hoping to catch cASSandra too, but at least I got a dance with Carmen.
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