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• Manual

  

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  August 5, 2012 9:12 AM PDT

  p00fy said:

  or the best is when anita cannibal says... "Yeah they are real... REAL expensive!" witty comebacks are always fun

  
  LMAO. That's way better than "come in and find out.". "Come in and find out" ain't even witty.
• SteveTaylor

  

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  August 5, 2012 4:41 PM PDT

  As tempted as I am to suck on titties, I just think about the guy who danced with the girl before me, the fat slob with bad breath who sucked her titties too. The temptation disappears. Celine, I'll be glad to enjoy your breasts without the feeding.
• Manual

  

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  August 5, 2012 5:15 PM PDT

  SteveTaylor said:
  As tempted as I am to suck on titties, I just think about the guy who danced with the girl before me, the fat slob with bad breath who sucked her titties too. The temptation disappears. Celine, I'll be glad to enjoy your breasts without the feeding.

  
  yuckkk!
• sal_acious

  

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  August 5, 2012 5:45 PM PDT

  Steve, that shit really is disgusting! But I blame it ALL on the Dancer! If some of these girls weren't so damn dirty and cleaned themselves up each time one of us sucked & licked all over them Tittys, we wouldn't have this problem!
• Bootyful Celine

  

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  August 6, 2012 1:51 PM PDT

  Oh Steve, you are my hero It's always best to enjoy dances without the dirtyness. It's supposed to be a sensual experience. Not a Frikn titty-sucking fuck fest.
• sal_acious

  

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  August 6, 2012 2:11 PM PDT

  Bootyful Celine said:
  .....a Frikn titty-sucking fuck fest.

  Wow Celine! For a girl with really Clean tittys, you have a really Dirty mouth. I IT!

• Manual

  

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  August 6, 2012 2:59 PM PDT

  I think Celine gets real dirty, just not at work. LOL.
• p00fy

  

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  August 6, 2012 3:26 PM PDT

  that's why it is sometimes good to notice if the girl goes to the back after a long session dance to freshen up and what not... good personal hygiene is a should have for most dancers but then again alot of them just want to make money so they dont care... if you think about it, its up to the guy if he wants to chance doing anything any other guy might have done dancing before him...
• Bootyful Celine

  

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  August 6, 2012 4:57 PM PDT

  Haha manual. You can count on that! ;)
• Manual

  

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  August 6, 2012 9:58 PM PDT

  Lol. Management or club employees are even doing the "come in and see" "come in and find out" bs pet peeve: http://zbone.com/profile/BillyBatz/action_id/79700
• Manual

  

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  September 7, 2012 1:14 PM PDT

  It's not a peeve, but it could be one. When dancers post on Z they are working, but they don't tell us what club they are working.
  
  I could look it up on their profile, but it is easier if it's just in the status update.
• lopaw

  

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  September 7, 2012 7:37 PM PDT

  Pet peeves? In stripclubs? Oh yes.
  Besides some that others have noted, here are a few that are primarily issues for a female customer:
  
  
  1) DJ's that constantly spew "gentlemen" before every announcement, apparently blind to the reality that there is a (OMG!) WOMAN in the audience. I love it when a DJ acknowledges that there is a lady present, and I will often tip him for that alone.
  
  
  2) Dancers not approaching because I'm a girlie.
  If you don't want to approach me because you don't like dancing for women, please ....move along. I don't want you near me anyways. But if you're too shy or claim that you don't know what to do - JEEZUS! Come on over and give it a try! I won't bite (unless you want me to).
  
  
  3) Locking ladies room doors that adjoin to the dancer's DR. I understand the need for security and all, but think about this - I have to basically raise my hand, ask permission, and have someone go unlock the door in order to go to the bathroom. The last time I checked I wasn't 8 years old. Or a burglar.
  
  
  4) Dancers sitting with me and telling me all about their boyfriend/babydaddy or children drama. If you guys think you got it bad in that dept, try being a female. Dancers often assume that I give a shit about these things. I don't. I just want them naked and on top of me.
  
  
  5) Leering & ogling PL's trying to share my lapdance with me. Look away, boys....nothing to see here ;-)
• sal_acious

  

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  September 7, 2012 8:05 PM PDT

  lopaw said:
  4) Dancers sitting with me and telling me all about their boyfriend/babydaddy or children DRAMA. Dancers often assume that I give a shit about these things. I don't. I just want them naked and on top of me.

  
  You and I have so much in common Lopaw. Except I want them naked and on top of me - with their big natural tits in my mouth.
• Manual

  

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  September 7, 2012 8:07 PM PDT

  Number 4! That is the worst, next to sob stories. I am there for a good time, not to be a therapist.
• Manual

  

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  September 11, 2012 7:08 PM PDT

  Mrmucles reminded me of this pet peeve.
  
  When a dancer stands on the couch or bed during most of the LAP dance, to shake her ass or pussy in my face. it's a LAP dance for a reason. This is as bad as an air dance.
• Ronin

  

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  September 11, 2012 10:15 PM PDT

  Clubs and roll calls or lack there of, is what really annoys me. Why do clubs pretend like it's such an effort to post a simple roll call.
• Manual

  

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  September 11, 2012 10:25 PM PDT

  What's the excuse they give for not posting?
• Manual

  

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  September 28, 2012 9:04 AM PDT

  Pet Peeve: Dancers and PL's having a loud conversation in the next VIP room. That's a boner killer.
• Manual

  

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  November 10, 2012 9:34 PM PST

  Pet Peeve: A dancer doing a stage, only show he ass and back to me without making any eye contact the entire set, usually with a bored "get this song over with" look in her face. Some PLs might like this!!
• Manual

  

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  March 8, 2013 9:36 AM PST

  Pet Peeve: "We have an ATM..."
  
  I know there is an ATM, I come to the club with the amount I know I will spend taken from an ATM that doesn't charge me fees.
• Ronin

  

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  March 24, 2013 10:55 AM PDT

  Here is a pet peeve:
  Dancer demanding a significant tip before a lap dance while we are still on the floor. Why are you demanding a large tip? I didn't ask for anything extra or "extras". I just want a standard ordinary lap dance.
• steve83

  

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  March 24, 2013 4:07 PM PDT

  One of my biggest pet peeves...Is you walk into a club during the day and it's real quiet.. There are about 6 to 7 dancers and limited dudes..You see a girl in the corner texting. She texting for about 30 mins...Then she decides to walk up to  you ask you if you want a dance..No convo, no hey my name is...nothing..just you want a dance..You say no due to the fact your not that attracted to her and her approach was even worse. So she walks off muttering under breath talking shit...then goes back to her same location and begins texting again..Not knowing that maybe I would have gotten a dance if you would have talked to me for more than 5 mins...You have nothing to lose...the club is empty anyways...

• Manual

  

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  March 24, 2013 4:31 PM PDT

  @Ronin: do you get that a lot at the Vu?
• Ronin

  

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  March 24, 2013 5:10 PM PDT

  @manual it was kind of first time at Vu which is why I was so surprised. I just wanted a regular LD. I am known for not being aggressive. It wasn't like I asked for anything extra.
  
  @Steve I get that dancers text their clients to get them to come in. I am fine with that. But I do agree with you. I wish more dancers would spend more time on the floor.
• Manual

  

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  March 24, 2013 6:51 PM PDT

  @Steve: that is real annoying, and happens too much in days.
  
  What's annoying too is when they are texting during a blue light, and come ask for a dance AFTER the blue light. I would have said yes if they asked in the blue light!