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How to Say I Love you in 10 Languages

    • 72 posts
    January 24, 2012 5:51 PM PST

    "I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES

    English

    I Love You

    Spanish

    Te Amo

    French

    Je T'aime

    German

    Ich Liebe Dich

    Japanese

    Ai Shite Imasu

    Italian

    It Amo

    Chinese

    Wo Ai In

    Swedish

    Jag Alskar Dig

    Lithuanian

    As Tave Meliu

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    Get in the Truck

  • Sam
    • 8 posts
    April 6, 2012 9:48 AM PDT
    Does the truck have astroturf?
    • 50 posts
    April 6, 2012 1:46 PM PDT
    this brought to mind when i was young and living in Europe. I spent alot of time going back and forth between London & Norway for work. the English guys thought they were so cool and were real players and that Norwegian girls were naive. Because i was American and actually not acting like a jackass the girls let me in on a little secret. they sabotaged the English guys by teaching them the best pickup line in Norwegian, guaranteed to get a girl into bed. The guys thought they must be pronouncing it wrong as they either got laughed out of the club or had a drink thrown in their faces. The Norwegian guys were not about to help(No Bros before Ho's in Europe) I knew the secret tho.
    the girls had taught the guys to say the phrase
    "Hi.Did you know a short stout one is better than a long wobbly one?" the joke ran for quite awhile.
    Yup we can be pretty gullible