How many of us have had accidents of one form or another. Shit i got one lap dance tonight from the hottest chick i have ever seen. I blew my load in my pants and thats when i got the hell out of there. Best ten dollars i ever spent;) 'm no american pie dude. I mean i have gone whole half hour songs and nothing like this has happend. Does this happen often for you guys?
yes it has, and thankfully I don't have to worry about making a mess ;)
Actually they were in no way "accidents".
Those dancers knew exactly what they were doing, since it took them out of their normal routine to make sure direct contact was made and a finale was reached.
God bless em!
I have talked to several dancers about this very topic. Several of them have told me that most guys "finish" in one song. Some guys last for two. One dancer said all the guys that claim to never have finished are either lying or getting bad dances. One dancer told me that if a guy doesn't finish, she feels like she did something wrong. I was talking to a dancer at the old SoCo who told me that there was a new dancer who was upset because guys were finishing, and the other dancers were laughing at her, like "What did she expect?" That said, most of these dancers worked at clubs that were not in the Valley. On the other hand, I was getting lapped once by a dancer who had horrible technique. It was so bad, I lost wood. She sensed it and turned around and said, "Done, baby?" When I said, "No," she smiled and stopped dancing... she didn't believe me! But that only happened once... 
I fullly agree with Carmer. I've had it happen quite a few times and even have a few customers who will stop a dance so that they don't "blow." If the customer is nice and respectful ( and I don't end up coming into contact with the "product"), I look at it as a compliment. Not every dancer is the same.
SteveTaylor said:
If dancers are saying it happens all the time, and in one or two songs, they are just bragging about bullshit like us PL's like to do when we talk about how much money we spend on em.
I agree. It doesn't happen all the time but it definitely happens enough so that it is not shocking. The girls that say "it happens all the time" are the same ones who brag about how much money they make... and yet are spending lots of time in the dressing room... not with customers
jaytee669 said:
The smartest dancers make it last until you have had more dances.
Here's my two cents worth! Almost by definition a good lap dance means an attractive, shapely, semi-nude woman spent the length of one, two, three or more songs slapping and sliding her fine fanny against some guy's erection. OF COURSE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!!! I'll put it another way. A good lap dance is sex with your clothes on. I'd be surprised if accidents didn't happen. I'm not the least surprised that they do! Moreover, I would advise any new dancer to understand that some guys are going have an accident on occasion. To the guys, my advice is...(a) Take the time to know which dancers have the least problem with it. (b) Tip them extra, so, accident or not, they'll be glad to see you the next time you're in their club.
Skeet 