Palms Submitted Reviews The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time. [Submit Review] [All Club Detail] Date: 7/24/2010 10:41am Name: TAI_PAN (1033) Subject: Cover Charge FYI, there is a $7 cover charge now but there's a coupon in the LB Press-Telegram for free admission. $20 for a LM bikini lapdance is way too high when you can get a more private HM topless or even nude lapdance elsewhere for only $10. Need cheaper beer during happy hour between 4pm-7pm even the watered down coke is $5. Nice club but not enough dancers or specials to entice me back to become a regular. Also daily RTRC and a private VIP room will definately help business......Good Luck! LATE! TP. Date: 6/15/2010 7:29pm Name: sam666 (63) Subject: THIS PLACE STILL NEEDS A MANAGER NOT A NIGHT CLUB GUY THIS CLUB IS VERY NICE INSIDE AND OUT BUT THEY HAVE A NIGHT CLUB MANAGER WORKING THERE THAT DOES NOT KNOW HOW ITS RAN AT ALL ITS NOT THE SAME BUDDY (CHRIS)... OH WELL HE WILL NEARN I GO TOO THE RHINO ALOT AND THEY NEED SOME RHINO STYLE IN THERE ILL BE BACK THIS WEEK WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES..... Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 6/12/2010 1:32pm Name: TAI_PAN (1019) Subject: RTRC Thinking of rolling tonite......but with NO RTRC here, having second thoughts. Here's The Palms phone# for those wanting to check on who's working (562) 427-9200. LATE! TP. Date: 6/11/2010 7:03am Name: palmsmgr (1) Subject: Parking Gentlemen, You may park in the indoor garage, it is not reserved for staff. Please join us for our expanded happy hour buffet on Fridays. We will have a free food from 4-7 at the bar. Beer is always $5, Lap dances are $20. Bottle Service, and VIP reservations available... Date: 6/6/2010 3:49pm Name: Spawn (1599) Subject: Parking have20s - A) www.palmstrip.com ask there OR call the Telephone # and ask B) Just before you get to the club on your left will be a big parking lot for a company, you can park there. C) Park in the garage and ask! Hope this helps! Date: 6/6/2010 2:19pm Name: have20s (6) Subject: Parking Does anybody know if the parking garage is only for dancers and employees, or can customers park in there also. I wanted to try out this club last night, but there was no parking left in the parking lot. The only parking that was left in the streets were restricted to one hour parking. Any information would be helpful. Date: 6/1/2010 6:10pm Name: TAI_PAN (1012) Subject: Re: Lou (I) / Palmsmgr Wazzzzup Louis!.....I'm NEVER ever going back to "Nightmare Castle", it's full of Lezbo's, midgets and 400lbs dancers!!! LOL. I like the vibe at Palms, the staff is real cool but they do need a lot more dancers and a private VIP room for me to return on a regular basis. Let me know when you decide to roll to the new DV Downtown, topless is good but nekid rules. Palmsmgr, keep up the good job, just need more dancers and start doing RTRC on a daily basis....need to know when Cameron is working again. LATE! TP. Date: 6/1/2010 2:24pm Name: palmsmgr (New) Subject: The Palms is looking for beautiful & talented ladies The Palms is looking for a few good women. Auditioning from 11-3 for dayshift,and 7-10 nightshift. There is no payout for dancers right now, & we are not charging entrance fee at the door (for you guys)as we are working to build our business. Come down and experience our all new club in Signal Hill. Full bar, toless dancers, pool, and big screen tv's. 11-2 7 days a week. Oh, and did I mention FREE LUNCH Monday-Friday 11-3!!! Date: 5/31/2010 2:16pm Name: louis (5962) Subject: Re: Tai_Pan Sorry didn't reply sooner. Nice report my friend. I remember the last time we hang out in this area that 450lbs. bohemoth was Feature dancing. Man, I still have nightmares to this day, I can't believe Management could book such a beast hahaha LOL. Looks like another Deja Vu is opening up this time in Downtown L.A. which used to be Platinum. Might be worth taking a look? Date: 5/19/2010 7:43pm Name: freemason (356) Subject: First visit...not bad... ...I love the decor of the place. It's a decent sie and I like how they have two dance stages, similar to The Cabaret in Wilmington. The bartenders were really cool, especially Bekah who hooked me up with a Michelada...thanks mama! The dnacers were all 8's...a few blondes, mainly brunettes. I chatted with Gia (of ol Century, JS and SR Torrance fame) and she explained to me the price breakdown. She is cute but not really my type. Bought her a Corona and when she went on stage I just moved to the bar. I do have a few suggestions, mainly for the bar. You guys should put in stools instead of chairs. Also, you should get pint glasses. Lastly, pleae get ripe limes. The ones put in my drink were all dried up. Aside from this, the place rocks. I love how the attendant guided me in and the floor guy when I wasn leaving hoped I woudl come back...I like it so far... Date: 5/15/2010 10:08am Name: TAI_PAN (1010) Subject: FNL Rolled in last night after the Padres/Dodgers game....dam Tony Gwynn jr just missed catching that two run homer by an inch! Nice club but was smaller than I expected, friendly staff and Cerahas woud have loved the clean bathroom but not much room for him to pace around. lol. There was two round stages on one side and the bar on the other side, the dj booth was on the left as you walk in with the lap dance area at the other end next to the pool table. Around 15 to 20 dancers and 20 to 25 PL's roaming the hunting grounds. Dancers were mainly Caucasian, a few Latinas but didn't see any Asian or Black dancers.....sorry Lou but NO BIG BOOTY Presently no cover charge, beer $5, hard liquor $10 and lap dances $20....beware it's not a topless dance but a bikini dance and NO private VIP room. Did a 2 for 1 which lasted about 5 mins with full contact and her flashing the goods once in awhile but did not KMSO. Didn't expect too much so all in all I had a good time but nothing beats the Darkside for mileage and bang for the buck Will definately go back to chill out but not a place for the mileage hound, my ratings are down below. LATE! TP. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/13/2010 6:09pm Name: Spawn (1507) Subject: Venuzuelean Babe Sal - I wish i could of got her name, she was all over me by the bar, unfortunately she needs to learn a bit more ENGLISH! So if your Spanish is up to par then your going to have a fun night. Brunette, 5'4", No Tat's, after market bolt-ons (nice not huge)and just plain sexy! Don't need English to lap dance, just to get there! LOL! There was another babe, Melissa, man made my gameboy go into overtime! Blonde, 5'6" DD's (natural), beautiful smile, and yeah I even saw the color of her eyes - Blue! Vanessa was my girl for the evening! She is the girl I wished I met 20 years ago! What a bod, what a smile, what a pair of Bodacious NATURAL Tata's, What a personality and yeah What a lap dance! She said she used to work at some club in City of industry called "Kitty's" Topless club. We (Robert and I) might go down again on Wednesday to play in the tournament. There aren't many PL's, so the girls pay absolutely 100% attention and kick back with you (ofcourse hoping for some dances!) One dude bought a champagne bucket, it goes without saying the babes were all over him! The club had all kinds of new babes! As for Nikita and Anastasia, have no clue, I'll try to get some intel, you know some dancers are like sheep, keep moving to where the grass is greener$$ Date: 5/13/2010 5:12pm Name: sal_acious (269) Subject: Spawn/Hot Babe from Venezuela Amigo! Did you catch her name? I gotta come back here, hopefully Inna will start posting RTRCs. So what happened to Anastacia and Nakitta at VIP? They havent been on the RTRCs for over a month? Date: 5/13/2010 3:42pm Name: Spawn (1506) Subject: Pool Tournament I would like to thank Inna for starting up the Pool Tournaments. Want to invite all you pool players to come on down to The Palms on Wednesday nights, rumor has it that the tournaments will start between 8-8:30pm. FREE to play $100 First prize winner takes all! Last night we had 7 guys and one cute babe playing to make up an eight person tourney. Yes this babe (customer not a dancer) knew how to shoot, so you couldn't play her lightly. Kirby and myself represented the Old Skool players! Some of the rules were enforced, mostly there to have fun. Some of the dancers became Cheerleaders for their favorite players, Vanessa was in my corner and I couldn't be happier. There were a lot of new dancers from what I remembered from Opening Night, some real smoking hot babes like Vanessa and this one babe from Venezuela WOW! SAL-acious would be doing a dance marathon with her. In the end the two Old Skool players got into the finals to do battle. We both got down to one ball and neither Kirby or myself could hit 2 straight shots in a row. LOL! So after 3 times around, Kirby went from coast to coast with his shot, which set up the eight ball and Spawn ended up 2nd. Oh! Well next time. So to drown my sorrows, I took Vanessa for 2- 2 for 1's, laid my head between those beautiful bodacious Tata's and went home a happy man! I certainly will be back to spend time with Vanessa and hot blonde named Melissa!!! Date: 5/13/2010 2:00pm Name: badbadboy (16) Subject: Palms Really nice club and close to me. No more Fantasy Cesspool for me. This is the spot. Congrats to getting this by the city and keep up the 8+ hiring policy. Soon, you should be the only real game in Signal Hill. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/7/2010 7:22am Name: Cognoscente (102) Subject: Recon please Tony - brunette, pleasant - worked opening night. Did she stay here? Thanks. Date: 5/6/2010 1:09am Name: sal_acious (263) Subject: Lou You got mail Date: 5/3/2010 3:18pm Name: louis (5912) Subject: Re: Sal Sal, Shoot me an Email. I'm still waiting for the private Info. Date: 5/3/2010 2:52pm Name: sal_acious (262) Subject: Fakeduffy This place is New and is Topless Only with a full bar. MOST topless joints tend to be on the LOW mileage side. So just keep that in mind. BUTT, this place has LOTS of potential! Have you ever been to Nicolas? No? Well, let me just say this.....Get your Ass down there! You'll leave a happy boy! Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/3/2010 2:37pm Name: fakeduffy (1) Subject: nasty factor can anyone fill me in on the nasty factor for this place??? Date: 5/2/2010 6:22am Name: Ed_Hazard (72) Subject: Opening Night Well still recuperating from all the fun. Not really gonna comment on the club itself, its very swank and classy. Definitely going for the Vegas look. The service was excellent, waitresses were attentive but not pushy. And a big ups to the security staff, very helpful and courteous. Yes they are some big fellas but all very professional and dapper in the suits. This club has some serious potential and can only get better. With Inna as manager it will. Even if they only do half the stuff she has planned, such as expanding the dance area and adding the specialty booths this club will be off the hook. The ladies were lovely as was to be expected. A good selection for all tastes. Kinda hard to really lock it down as their should be some flex in the lineup for now. Al in all a great time was had and the club is slammin. Date: 5/1/2010 2:35pm Name: louis (5908) Subject: Re: TP It wouldn't be a true Kodak moment, It would have been my Final days on Earth buried underneath that Bohemoth . Thats why I had to reject your in that photo op. as hell, I WANT TO LIVE!!!!! Not die. If you go to this club let me know how it goes. Just tell the dark-side girls be careful soliciting new potential customers outside the club as you never know undercover sometimes go incognito waiting to bust on a new club for prostitution. Date: 5/1/2010 8:27am Name: TAI_PAN (1006) Subject: Kodak Moment 400lbs Caviar on top of LouASS !!!.... a true Kodak moment, I would have paid more than $20 for that photo my friend. A couple of girls from the Darkside texted me about working at the Palms, so I'm gonna roll this weekend and check them out.....SJP like DVNH is way too far for moi but will roll again if you do for our ATF's. LATE! TP. Date: 5/1/2010 1:24am Name: louis (5906) Subject: Re: Sal Shoot me an email when you are ready to share the juicy details. I'm well aware of Jaylene Rio's reputation inside and outside the club LOL. Tai Pan, Please don't remind me of that 400lbs. Gorilla they had over at Fantasy Castle LOL. If anything that club was a total nightmare that I couldn't watch her on stage. You know I like BBW's, But even I couldn't stomach her as I was litterly sick I had to look the other way the entire she was on stage. I still remember you were offering me $20 to take a photo op. with her, But I couldn't do it as I'm totally scared of getting my crush to death. I now have much more appreciation on Women 150-220lbs. but anything over that I don't think I can go hard over LOL. Weird I know LOL. I think you remember that same feature dancer I believe her name was caviar performed also at DVNH of all places in 2007, I couldn't believe it. Even Booty_SHIll(Oops I mean, Booty_Call) was pissed and wrote a negative review to Management about her being there LMAO. Anyway talk to you later. It looks like your girl Envy still kicking it at da Joint. Maybe we'll hang over there. Not sure when I'll go to Signal Hill pretty far for me and like Spawn posted NO VIP rooms here yet. I need privacy as you know for FS possibilies. Out in the open is hard when they have 6'4" 260lbs. bouncers wathcing you LOL. Peace Out!!!! Date: 4/30/2010 6:33pm Name: sal_acious (261) Subject: Trip Report (the short version) There was actually a line to get in when I showed up. Damn! I thought I was walkin into a regular Nightclub. The place is very Vegas-esque. With a a bunch of Palm trees lining the long driveway up to the club. The security dudes were so Big they made Spawn look like a little kid. Just kidding.LOL They were cool though. Anyways I had a Damn GD Time! Total party atmosphere!! LOTS of Bodacious TaTas and Juicy Culos! So after about 20mins, I finally run into Spawn & Wingman. You're right Benn, Spawn is a CHICK MAGNET! He literally had a line of HOT Chicks forming to the left, just to get hug from him! Daylene was LKING GDDD while she sat on my Throne! I AM The ya know! She lks even better in person. Lou, I'll send you all the salacious details later. I'll be back! Date: 4/30/2010 4:51pm Name: TAI_PAN (1005) Subject: LouASS Hey Louis, I hope this club is better than the last one we rolled together to in Signal Hill....I'm still having nightmares about the freak show featuring the 400lbs stripper and the Midget!!! Let me know when you decide to roll. LATE! TP. Date: 4/30/2010 4:31pm Name: BBWLover (1131) Subject: re: Spawn Yeah I was drooling reading your TRs. This time 2 BBW lovers missed out on the fun LOL. I could not get there early enough. We are doing concrete work in the backyard. Though late I went out and got me a Big BTY treat at SJP. This one almost look like Jasmine except bigger and all natural. She squashed me, OUCH! but I lve it LOL. Date: 4/30/2010 3:12pm Name: Spawn (1455) Subject: Jalene & This and That OOpps! I meant to say Jalene! Yep those pictures are one in the same babe that sat on Sal's Game Boy! I had Kiara sitting on my lap and Jalene's Tata's rubbing my right shoulder, EAT YOUR HEART OUT BBWLover!!!!! It was kind of funny, with all the heavy hitters () there last night, Sal Robert and myself end up with BOTH Features at our table sitting in/on our laps! The door man inside the front door by the DJ area and his twin brother as a floater in the lap dance area were at least 6'4" around the 260 - 280lb area, they just moved from New York and worked the clubs there, really nice guys, just wouldn't want to piss them off! LOL! For those who are not the Valet type, there is huge lot maybe 50 yards south of the club with lots of parking if the street around the club is full. The restrooms are Las Vegas style, BIG, lots of marble, big mirrors, and yep a dud handing out towels! The one major No NO for me is if you sit near the bar (South side of the room) in the round tables area, the smoking area is just outside that door, every time they open the door, you got blasted with either cigar or cigarette smell! Again I want to Thank Inna for the invite and wish The Palms much success. We checked the mileage, from the 405 / 101 interchange to the club 38 miles straight down the 405 frwy. Going home 10:30pm no traffic was 45 minutes!!! Date: 4/30/2010 3:07pm Name: Benn (2078) Subject: North and South Cogn. has found out what I have been saying here for months. Spawn is a chick magnet. All you have to do is sit in his chair and you will get action. Thats why I hang out with him at VIP. He attracts women.... only the hotties at that. Date: 4/30/2010 2:09pm Name: louis (5901) Subject: Nice trip report Cog. Sounds like a club I will definitely check out. Spawn, Are you sure Sal didn't mean he prefer seeing Tom Cruise walking in that door rather than ME? WTF? I notice you posted the name Jolene Rio a 2nd time? Are we talking the same stripper/Porn Star? I;ve known her going by Jaylene Rio not Jolene. I wonder if she change her porn name a slight bit. Is this the same girl that you guys saw last night check out her website. http://www.daylene.com Her photos might be a bit old, But was this her that featured? Date: 4/30/2010 1:30pm Name: Cognoscente (81) Subject: more I sat in Spawn’s chair while talking to Sal_acious. Out of nowhere a bikini I actually liked jumped on my lap, told me to give her my phone number before the end of the night, reached over and gulped Spawn’s drink in front of me. Spawn returned in time to see her and took it well. The Palms is Vegas inside and industrial warehouse neighborhood outside. Do not be surprised. The line-up might be fluid for awhile until the dancers figure out what they want to do about working there. They do not have a break room as of yet it seems. Side note: For those of you who have a hair thing going, Tony, who normally is at CGAnaheim, has a very sensual dance style and comes with long, dark, beautiful (to sight & touch) hair. Chest men…not your style but then no cottage cheese either. Date: 4/30/2010 9:30am Name: Cognoscente (79) Subject: ...and then some Being of sound mind and body (because I left at 9:00PM) I remember some of last night. First…THE mural… having been around the block somewhat, participating in a club on Valley View Boulevard in Santa Fe Springs - around the time the Supreme Court first uttered the phrase “knowing pornography when we see it” as it was legalized - a place that had beer, several nude dancers up on stage simultaneously, and the projection of the new full-on hard core movies on the wall behind the dancers (off their faces and bodies, as well), I was still taken back by the mural pointed out to me by several of the dancers at the Palms. As you enter the club by the dj booth on your left, there is a 15 foot by 15 foot mural on the wall directly opposite of a nude upper female torso and a foot about to go into her mouth. She’s suckling toes obviously. I like it, just taken back. Cognoscente arrived at the club at 7:30 and immediately thought, “Wow, a lot of security and guys with walkie-talkies standing around just watching.” Had no idea about the movie crew until I did read it here. I saw the cameras (NOT the Cruise crew) at the front door and figured that was Inna (Eenna, don’t make my mistake) being interviewed so I headed for the valet garage to get out of the wind until the camera was shut off. In the garage a gaggle of suits pointed me to the entrance. I replied I was avoiding the cameras. “Please, follow me I will let you in over here. My name is George. I am the owner.” Well, that was a good start. What I missed was the foyer into the club through glass doors where ID will be checked and entrance fee proffered. The bathrooms are to the right. One (1) urinal, two stalls. There was an attendant for opening night. “Badges, you don’t need no stinkin’ badges.” It was quite apparent who security was in their black blazers. The badges were unsettling. Their offensive line averaged 6’3” 260. The stages are on the left of the entrance with very comfortable chairs. The railing is high enough I had to stand to put money down – no, I did not pick up the guy’s rain and take it to the rail as my own. Some things I would tweek if I were King…the lap area is too bright (No Very Private area yet)….there are two sections adjacent to the lap area that have a 4 foot railing around them that blocks the stage view….the words ATM on that machine are backlit WAY too much, ruins the ambiance of the club. There were gals from many other clubs who came to participate and that was fun. Everyone was friendly. My taste runs to females that would not give me the time of day in the real world, not body types. A gal I’ve known came to say hi so I bought her and two friends a Patron shot as we sat at the rail, gave them each 20 bucks, and tried out the lap area with each of them for the next 6 songs. Then I left, but not without meeting Sal_acious and Spawn. There was an amusing end to my night too. I sat in Spawn’s chair whil Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 4/30/2010 1:25am Name: Spawn (1454) Subject: Louis Hey Louis, we had a blast! Wished you could of been there, Sal wanted you to walk in the door! No it wasn't Tom Cruise, this was dud (Latino), who was having a really fun time. Man talk about making it rain! Rumor has it, he was once at Nicolas doing the same thing. I'm sure our man Sal will inform you of his informative as well as erotic time with Jolene. Shall we say she had HUGE Tata's and a really YUM I want to cuddle Booty! As for her side line activities Sal has all the intel on that! Kiara made me a very happy person to, she moved from Downey to the Valley, real close to where you even live!!! She might even try out VIP to work at! Yeah! Yeah! No they don't have any VIP area as of yet, plus the lap dance area is a bit in the open area, which I hope will change in due time. As for who owns the club I have no clue, there was a nicely dressed dud, Inna from Nicolas is the GM and place looked absolutely beautiful, real classy, and comfortable Date: 4/30/2010 12:51am Name: louis (5900) Subject: Nice Report, Spawn!!!! Wished I coulda gone, But was busy with work. Do you know if the PL who was shelling out thousands of on stage wouldn't happen to be Tom Cruise? Sometimes these stars go Incognito (Fake Mustaches,Use Wigs,) you know secret disguises so they don't get notice? It wouldn't surprised me after filming that might have been him or one of the other cast members coming in after a long day of work. By the way Jaylene Rio is the Infamous "Daylene" a long time ATF of Chili Palmer as she's a regular house dancer at Spearmint Rhino Industry, But think she relocated to Hawaii-Theatre. Besides doing Porn she also escorts on the side and usually has her ads on Eros-LA.com I haven't seen her in person for a year, But rumor has it she's gotten bigger? Do you know if Sal Lube up his Dodger Dog and took her in the vip to play on em ? Do they have VIP's at this place? There is another Palms Gentlemen's club over at Arcadia. They took over for Taboo as the Owner sold the place last year. That one is Nude on stage, But lap dances are bikini only do to the city Ordinance they have there. By the way do you know if Palms is corporate owned with GodFatthers or are they separate? Anyway thanks for the report Spawn, Sounds like you guys had lots of fun. Peace Out!!!! Date: 4/30/2010 12:02am Name: Spawn (1452) Subject: It was Off Da Hook Grand Opening Party Thank You Inna, Thank You The Palms, man there were girls coming out of the woodwork, Big BOOTY and Bodacious Tata's everywhere and then there was Kiara Mia and Jolene Rio the two features. In attendance representing Zbone Spawn, MacMan, Sal_acious, Ed Hazard and Cognoscente! Girls from Nicolas Lil Devine, Connie and Evelyn, maybe a few others who showed up around 10:15pm when we were leaving. We fought the 405 frwy for 1 hour to get to the club around 6:30pm, only to find a film crew across the street from the Palms filming with Tom Cruise! Drove into the lot, Valet was waiting and so was Inna, greeting everyone as they were arriving. Security was a bit over kill, smartly dressed security guards with blazer jackets and security badges very visible. When you walk into the club the only word I can come to is WOW! All the walls have beautifully painted murals, lots of marble columns, even Palm trees inside. Two beautiful round stages, lap dance area (lap dances are $20.-) a nice bar area and plenty of seating everywhere. For the Grand Opening dances were 2-4-1 ALL NIGHT! DJ had a clear voice and played 3 minute songs give or take. Since it was the first night, with that many dancers, he had to get to know who was who. Food arrived around 7:45pm (Sushi, Deli flat bread rolled sandwiches, BBQ Chicken etc.). Drinks range from $5.- to $10.- same price structure as Nicolas. The highlight of the evening was this dude, making it rain $1.- bills all over the club, he would just walk around the club and launch $100.- of singles in the air and would rain everywhere. He would do this at least 4-6 times and then again about 1 hour later. Thank You who ever you are, you paid for our drinks! LOL! Kiara Mia (www.kiaramia.com) made my night, she came over and sat with my Wingman and myself for a long time, then she went to pick her music for her feature in the mean time Sal_acious got the other feature Jolene Rio (BBWLover, you missed out on this one) to sit on his lap with us. Kiara came back and sat in my lap, so we had both features sitting at our table. It couldn't get better than this! Earlier I did dances with Connie, then she found some dud, that had her on permanent lock down! Just before we were to leave, Kiara came over to me and asked if we are going to do some dances, took my hand and off went to lap dance land with a BIG SMILE! Gave her a Kiss goodnight, found Inna, gave her a Kiss Goodnight and to make sure it was a Trifecta saw Evelyn and gave her a Kiss Goodnight. My Wingman and I went home happy and content! Just wished it wouldn't be so far to drive! Date: 4/29/2010 8:39pm Name: momagic (34) Subject: So how did the grand opening go? any info

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