Spearmint Rhino (Santa Barbara) Submitted Reviews The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website or Z Bone. Furthermore, Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time. [Submit Review] [All Club Detail] Date: 8/31/2010 8:42pm Name: Easygoing (2) Subject: sat night Celine was not good... In fact, most of our girls at the club are much better entertainers and much better looking that she was. Not sure how she became entertainer of the year. As for laps... There are many great ones out there.. Just off the top of my head these girls came to mind...Cali, Lola, Alexia, Lilly, Mariah, Summer, Fire, Rachael, Charlie and Venice... Of course there are many more excellent girls to choose from.. all depends on what your taste are.. Date: 8/30/2010 8:22am Name: Rot009 (40) Subject: Sat nite Easygoing, who'd you lap with and how was Celine? Date: 8/29/2010 12:19am Name: Easygoing (1) Subject: sat nite The line up board was filled up with 21 names. Dancers for everyone! Got there early and had a good time. Everyone seemed to be in a good mood. What's up with the hole in the ceiling? Very crazy that it hasn't been fixed yet.. Wonder if it will take as long as the parking lot outside? At least half the lot has been paved. Date: 8/25/2010 11:50pm Name: trucker (13) Subject: sore dancer! i think that dancer with sores was dancing with carlos for being,,, such a blabermouth! dont spoil it for us dude! Date: 8/24/2010 5:46pm Name: mmmm (72) Subject: Illness, Infections, Irritants Thankfully, I have not had to experience something like having a dancer with a staph infection grinding up close and personal. I would definitely bring this issue to the immediate attention of the manager. I once had the misfortune of getting a dance from a real looker who used to dance both here and in Oxnard. Problem was that when we got into back VIP room and made contact it was apparent that she was working while having a very high fever. Next day or so, I got a very nasty case of the flu, and had my own fever that kept me home for several days. After the fact I found out that some of her fellow dancers knew she was sick, and called her out on it and demanded she leave, but management did nothing and she did not leave. I also found out later that another dancer did leave early that evening because of dancer #1's illness and got in a little bit of trouble over it from management. And once I got a dance with a girl who had contagious looking warts down in her genital area that I wanted no part of. I left the dance early, and the club early. I did pay full fare in that event, and made up an excuse without confronting management then, because at that time I did not think it would do any good. Dancers and patrons, I know times are tough and money is tight, but sickness costs all of society. Keep clean, keep healthy, and keep washing those hands. And if sick, stay out of public places like strip clubs where your job puts you in very close contact with your fellow humans. --mmmm Date: 8/24/2010 4:41pm Name: safir (156) Subject: "staff" infections I imagine that a staph infection on a dancer could indeed turn into a "staff" infection, not to mention customers, pretty quickly. I would hope that SRSB management would institute dancer inspections fairly quickly. Comments, Rhinomen? Date: 8/23/2010 1:41am Name: Firme (1) Subject: staph I think you are right about the staph infection after a little researching on google. I don't think they should be allowing girls to work if they are risking transmitting infections or diseases to customers (or other dancers). Isn't that some sort of health code violation? Date: 8/21/2010 12:14pm Name: Vito (378) Subject: FirmeH Hey Firme... Soundslike she had a staff infection. Was there at least a discount on dances from her??? Don't know how the Club let Teagan get away; she was really something. Craig's List hookers overcharge so maybe your next move is into the Chinese rub and tug venues??? Date: 8/19/2010 5:29pm Name: Firme (New) Subject: Woof This club has gone downhill! There were lots of cute new girls coming in for a while and I guess they all went to other clubs? Some familar faces are still there but they seem unhappy and cranky and all complain about how slow it has been. What a downer! I miss the good old days when this club had a great lineup. Now the hot ones are in bad moods and the other ones are only so-so. One girl even had a bunch of nasty sores all over her ankles and spreading up her calves and I was scared I might catch something if I got too close. You would think that the management would have rules against that sort of thing... I didn't even want to get a dance. Date: 6/27/2010 6:04pm Name: CARLOS969 (19) Subject: sorry Saturday nite I found paradise in paradise! I have been a lily advocate since the beginning of time! But paradise who says her family is from spain was amazing UHM!UHM! LAPSES WERE AMAZING! THAT WAS AT THE CLUB she was unspeakable outside do im gonna keep my lips sealed! Sorry lily who by the way gave me the cold shoulder saturday im sorry but found a new #1 aura also ignored me as well as mariah, your loss! Vivacious la paradise in the club or out... Date: 6/22/2010 7:46pm Name: Rot009 (36) Subject: Trip I finally dropped by this spot and had a few dances. The place reminds me of The Frisky kitty but it's larger with and a better lapping area. It's Nothing like other SR's I've been to. I saw one very average looking Asian girl with nice legs, a nice piece of chocolate and light chocolate with nice natural D? cups. I had dances with Tiffany a nice looking brunette girl next door type with just the right amount of a health spank-able plump ass but not big. Then a dance with Courtney, a hot blond spinner that looks like the college hottie you want to bang before you graduate. My final dance was with Sabrina, a sensual Brazilian brunette with a very tight body and great sensual lap that made my hair stand and the little guy stand. All 3 laps were good although nothing crazy going on. Sabrina was the best of the group and nice to converse with. Date: 6/18/2010 7:06pm Name: CARLOS969 (18) Subject: lily Anyone no if she works here anymore? ??also when is the next vip party Date: 6/17/2010 1:26am Name: Heywood_Jablome (105) Subject: 1/2 Price Summer Kickoff Party !!! Thursday June 17th 2010 Come on down and help us celebrate the arrival of summer and hopefully a Lakers victory party !! 10 dollar topless & 20 dollar nude lapdances until midnight !! Logo specials, drink specials, giveaways and......CATERED FOOD !!!! YEEE HAW !!!! V.I.P Customers GET IN FREE !!!! Date: 5/28/2010 11:30pm Name: Vito (377) Subject: Miss Teagan Orchid and Jessie both gave me some excellent daytime laps today. They seemed to think that Teagan had taken her new nose and "enhancements" on Safari in Africa!!! Que paso??? Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/28/2010 7:08am Name: Heywood_Jablome (104) Subject: Guess Who's Back... Teagan's back and ready to rock !! Summer kick off VIP party looks like Thursday June 17th !!! Peace, Heywood Date: 5/21/2010 2:14pm Name: Vito (376) Subject: Teagan Yo Heywood...When will the fabulous Teagan be returning to her stripper-pole??? Date: 5/13/2010 10:14am Name: HotShot (182) Subject: nice sugar & spice Stopped in about 10 days ago for a few hours.Got in before 6:30 so entry was free...asked about drinks but not forced/compelled to buy for self or girls= smart! Had a good selection of quality dancers overall, only one plumper, but even she wasnt bad. No black girls but a hot asian and a few other latin or vanilla cuties.Most were young and slender, one older blonde but she was well preserved and curved.The hot asian was tied up total time except sum short stage time, with some ancient dude, who needs sum chinese food for his last suppers maybe? bwaa haa Viagra etc really has created a second sex revolution eh? Stage action can be nice...up close and personal. Didnt try the laps but looked/peeked in dance area and it looked like some parts could give a decent privacy act potential. I hear they may have many more hotties at night and weekends especially, alot of college girl dancers i think. Hopefully some Hot Chocolics in the mix? Ok..I know...SB area aint exactly a hot spot for chocoholics...but ya can dream cant ya? May have to go try this VIP nt on the 27th...hmmm... I think the dance prices are a little high, but they did run some specials, and they are the ONLY SC game in town, so spupply & demand dictates higher rates...but brings less overall biz (DUH!?!?! Wake up...its the economy stupid)!! Date: 4/28/2010 4:55am Name: Heywood_Jablome (103) Subject: VIP Night.... Hearing rumors about a possible VIP night Thursday May 27th....Food...lap specials...all the good stuff. - Peace, Heywood Date: 4/23/2010 10:07pm Name: Easygoing (New) Subject: vip night Now that summer is almost here and that half the parking lot is now paved, it might be time for another VIP night.. Last one was a lot of fun. Hopefully it will return soon. Date: 4/20/2010 8:59pm Name: safir (121) Subject: What about SR Santa Maria You're right, SRSB seems to have turned the corner from a dry patch. I have to wonder, though, why Z Bone refuses to list the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Maria. It is a small club, but they have some great pricing and great specials. They also have a pretty good selection of dancers, which is surprising for anyone who is familiar with Santa Maria. The club has been open for over a decade now. C'mon, Z Bone, how about starting an SR Santa Maria section? Date: 4/20/2010 8:35pm Name: Rot009 (25) Subject: Must see...hmmm Fair enough Haywood, will do. Thanks Date: 4/19/2010 3:23pm Name: Heywood_Jablome (102) Subject: Must see...hmmm New girls arrive weekly it seems. Without trying to sound like a shill here, I think this club has one of THE better line-ups day & night within the RHINO chain. Must see? Hmm. Tough call.There are several regular customers on both shifts, so the club & the girls are doing something right "L" Lots of variety here : Blondes, brunettes, redheads...tall short..etc. YMMV. Best advice ? Stop on by for a little Santa Barbara hospitality. Peace, Heywood Date: 4/18/2010 12:06pm Name: Rot009 (24) Subject: Daytime Hours Heywood,thanks for the info! Went by the "very old" club info on this board. Should have called to confirm my duh moment. Do you know who is the must see girl on the day shift and for the night shift? Thanks again Date: 4/17/2010 5:18pm Name: Heywood_Jablome (101) Subject: Daytime Hours Club opens at 3pm. No cover from 3-6:30. 5-10 girls on dayshift. Nightshift 9-2 Sunday-Thursday. 9-4 Friday & Saturday. 15-20 girls on nightshift. Peace, Heywood Date: 4/16/2010 5:22pm Name: Rot009 (23) Subject: Daytime Hours I was in the area and drop by about 2pm and the place looked dead. There were no cars in the parking lot so, I assumed no dancer either. Didn't bother getting out of the car to check. What is the best daytime and hour to visit this place, anyone? - Thanks Date: 4/9/2010 4:28pm Name: Heywood_Jablome (100) Subject: Amateur Night Amateur Night is always o the final Tuesday of the month. 600 dollar cash first prize. - Peace, Heywood Date: 3/8/2010 12:35pm Name: xLuCkYx (1) Subject: question I was wondering if theres an amateur night at this club, and if so, when? thanx Date: 3/7/2010 11:14pm Name: trucker (12) Subject: line up anyone? any line changes at the club? any new dancers to try? who has left come on regulars, whats the news? got my tax refund, might as wll spend it! Date: 3/2/2010 12:04pm Name: Vito (375) Subject: Hey Heywould... Date: 1/31/2010 12:14am Name: chevere (21) Subject: 2010... Saturday night and the club was a blast. 20 girls to choose from, it was a PRO-Bowl line up tonight.... Had a great time... I still can not believe the size of the pot holes in the parking lot.. and with the rain that is coming this week, they will only get bigger and deeper... Yikes! Date: 12/18/2009 11:35pm Name: chevere (20) Subject: Christmas wish Got a chance to visit the club this week. Friday night was a good night. There was a full house of beautiful women working. Excellent night! I do have one christmas wish that I hope Santa can take care of.... fix the pot holes in the parking lot... May word, are they getting big.. Almost as bad as driving in Costa Rica during the rainy season.... Hope everyone has nice holidays Date: 11/19/2009 9:12pm Name: chevere (19) Subject: vip night Just wanted to say that thank to the SR for putting on the 2nd annual VIP night. The food was a very nice treat, especially the guacamole! Had a great time with some new dancers! The energy was good and the girls were fun! Hope everybody had a good time! Date: 11/11/2009 8:01pm Name: Vito (374) Subject: Alas...Don Vito is no longer an expert on the SRSB scene; my visits are too infrequent! Date: 11/9/2009 9:22pm Name: Heywood_Jablome (99) Subject: Trucker Trying to get as many girls as possible. The last one was really fun..seriously. I would like to see the club do more of these. Obviously if we have a good turnout on both sides, then the night is a success. Too many guys and no girls = Problem. Too many girls and no guys = Problem. If the girls get there on time..and the customers get there on time...how can it not be fun ???? 9-12..half price lap dances,...food.....no Rhino Chip surcharge....and you still have the whole weekend free "L" Date: 11/9/2009 1:07am Name: trucker (11) Subject: vip party what gitls are on schdule that evening? Date: 11/8/2009 7:06pm Name: chevere (18) Subject: potholes and VIP night THose are monster pot holes!!... VIP night should be good times! Really had fun at the last one. The food was a nice touch! Thanks for putting it on. Date: 11/8/2009 4:21pm Name: Heywood_Jablome (98) Subject: Potholes, Energy, V.I.P. Biggest potholes in town. You swerve to the left or the right and they still get cha "L" I tried driving down the middle, but there is a new one in the works. When it rains real hard they gloss over and you don't have a chance !! Energy was good last night. Had like 10 customers that hadn't visited in years. Good to go back sometimes. Taking menu ideas for the VIP party. I get to do the cooking, so you know the chow will be on point. I hope everybody can come out. Half price dances from 9-midnight....No surcharge on Rhino Chips....and did I mention FOOD ???? Homemade sandwiches...Chips/Salsa & Guacamole from scratch. If the weather stays nice I'll even BBQ some tri-tip & chcken !! Fresh fruit...salad stuff..homemade ranch dressing....If you were at the last VIP party, you know how I like to hook up the vittles !! 2 VIP parties in 12 years for me at the Rhino....hell, just come down Thursday night ok ? Dinner on the Dr. Peace, Heywood Date: 11/7/2009 3:25pm Name: chevere (17) Subject: the club.... The energy does need to pick up! Visited the club this week and the energy wasn't the same. Maybe its just the change in daylight savings time. Who knows.. Hopefully VIP night will get things going again! Hey Mangement....... Can anything be done about those HUGE potholes in the parking lot... its like Geico commercial! Date: 11/6/2009 11:49pm Name: trucker (10) Subject: charlie chrlie, yu sure put out that flame! evertbody must be scared, was in there the other day, girls seem sad-depressed. whats going on? Might put a chill on the VIP party. who wants to see all the sad faces! don vito, u are the wise one, what do u think????? Date: 10/20/2009 11:29am Name: chux (2) Subject: Hey fellas! Im glad you guys are so passionate about us but all these posts have caused a ton of drama behind the scenes. I know zbone is for you boys but you must know we read these posts like over-zealous school girls. So if you gentelmen could be so kind as to keep some stuff to yourself and spare me a night of gils endlessly shitalking each other maybe we would all be in a better mood... friskier even. I must say that it is pretty flattering but its been a witchhunt at work and even though i get along with everyone , I still have to hear. it. Thanx guys and lotsa luv. Charlie Date: 10/20/2009 11:11am Name: heirschalle (1) Subject: ? any other girls give "discount" on laps besides teagann?? let me know. also there is a indian girl kristina,i talked to but left early, anyone know her schedule? are there still two for one tuesdays? Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 10/20/2009 12:31am Name: trucker (10) Subject: teagan i also had some dances with teagan 4 the 1st time. had find out myself! she is sweet and i enjoyed my time with her! i wish i had 1200 bucks 2 spend on her! have anyone seen erica? Date: 10/19/2009 11:52pm Name: CARLOS969 (17) Subject: funny 100 bucks Makman is a girl lol because who in their right mind doesnt want a discount here?who is happy about a 1200 "tab" who says "tab" besides a dancer or employee... and i doubt any girls would tell anyone that about another thats a little backwards no? i would rather lily (a real women not a little girl)for full price than a tegan discount any nite! where have the blondes gone??? Date: 10/19/2009 9:47pm Name: MAKaman (1) Subject: Some girls in the club told me that Teagan gave discounts for dances. We were back there for a while and my tab ran about $1200. There was no discount but I definatly was not unhappy with the performance. She was extremely beautiful and very nice to talk to. I wish more girls were like that. Date: 10/19/2009 12:07pm Name: heirschalle (New) Subject: teagan the other nite i decided to try out Teagann due to hub bub on the board.She is very cute and yes she does look a little underage but she is very nice and sweet, i must say. She could be a little stiff in the laps but makes up for it in prices, heres a tip.. if u do more than one with her she will make it even! A vip=$100! a freind of mine informed me of this after lapping with her a few times in the past more than one lap= dicount.Carlos i have been with lily she is worth every penny.. but if u want to save money go with teagann. Date: 9/28/2009 3:44pm Name: alphaqwild (New) Subject: Seraph is a sweet heart I was at SRSB recently and I just wanted to say that Seraph is a true sweet heart and is deserving of her name. If you read this Seraph, write me back if you get the chance. I'd love to hear from you. Date: 9/20/2009 8:13pm Name: Djimbo69 (New) Subject: That waitress is reason enough to drive past the sbsr and go to the Oxnard club. She lacks customer service skills - pulls the tips I have for the dancers out of my hand when she brings me a drink, and then picks up my drink before it's finished. I don't need a nagging waitress to be rude to me when all I'm trying to do is relax and spend some money. Date: 9/19/2009 12:36am Name: CARLOS969 (16) Subject: that waitress is not nice at all not just to me ,my clients and friends i apologize for her everytime! tegan no hard feelings babe but did not think you read these post. you didnt grind me wrong you need freshen up before , and you gave my friend your number to meet after at the hotel on upper state st. and you turned your phone off when he called! Youlook under age big deal 90% of the girls look under 17!I only went with u cause of your price of 30 truth be told! its the only reason you i dance with the bella if your reading please come back the club needs you and lily! FYI rony the waitress is hottttttttt!!!!! Date: 9/15/2009 5:34pm Name: chalkshot (1) Subject: ITS TEAGAN BITCH thanks every one who loves me!!! you guys are sweet, I look 15 huh? im going to take that as a compliment! im a lover not a fighter, everyone is entitled to their opinions, Carlos I apologize if i grinded you the wrong way haha lol. Date: 9/14/2009 3:34pm Name: CARLOS969 (15) Subject: ? aT LEAST I MENTION ALL TE GIRLS EVEN TE ONES IM NOT FOND OF ITS FUNNY HOW U ALLWAYS LEAVE THE SAME GIRLS OUT OF YOUR POST SO ITS OBVIOUS WHO U DONT LIKE OF THE BUNCH LOL.TEGAN IS BORING END OF STORY,ADRIANNA ISNT A FAV BUT SHE KNOW HOW TO GIVE A LAP DANCE. TEGAN LOOKS UNDERAGE AS WELL AS ALL THE GIRLS ON YOUR FAV LIST. LILY IS VERY SEXY ON AND OFF STAGE AND KNOW HOW TO WALK AND MOVE TEGAN AND THE OTHERS ARE STIFF WALK LIKE THEIR FEET HURT AND LOOK LIKE THEY ARE 15.I WANNA SEE SOME ID'S! LOL I CANT HELP IT I FIND WOMEN SEXY AND NOT LITTLE GIRLS.. LILY IS ALL WOMEN AS WELL AS, ERICA,CHARLIE,JAZMIN,SCARLETTE,ALLURE,PAIGE AND OTHERS THE WAITRESS IS RUDE AND NASTY. I CAME WIT MY CLIENTS FROM OUT OF TOWN AND SHE WAS RUDE GRABBING MONEY AND ASKING FOR TIPS WE LEFT AND WENT TO OXNARD CLUB.SHE HAS ONE MORE TIME TO YANK MY MONEY OUT OF MY HAND AND IM CALLING THE MANAGER AND OWNERS! WHERE ARE MY BLONDES? BELLA AND SIMONE ALLWAYS MY FAVS.ALSO WHERE IS DELICIOUS? SATURDAY NITE WAS GREAT GOT A GLIMPSE OF ERICA. WELCOME BACK. Date: 9/13/2009 11:07pm Name: Luna (1) Subject: Find me on Facebook, y'all! Hey guys! This is Luna again! I worked at the SBRhino from 1995 to 2002, and Santa Maria Rhino from 2003 to 2005. I'm bummed that I never knew or retained any of the girls' real names so that I could today find them on Facebook (my favorite internet hang-out!!). Dr John...if u read this and u r on Facebook, find me!....I would love to hear from you and anyone else that I knew 'back in the day'. You guys can find me on Facebook under 'Diane Berthet Hanson'. Is Lilly the same Lilly that went by 'Chanel' at Santa Maria Rhino? See u guys on Facebook! Diane/LUNA 'chick' Date: 9/13/2009 3:06pm Name: Vito (373) Subject: More Teagan Teagan !is great...too great... When I returned to see her she was being dominated by a "walking wallet".I was unable to obtain any of her outstanding lap-dances. Pity...she has a convincing copulatory gaze! Date: 9/11/2009 10:49pm Name: chevere (16) Subject: I stand corrected.. Hey Santa Barbara... it is time to get to our club! The list of girls has been at a all time high. So many different types to chose from. Tonight.... Sabrina, Teagan, Alexia, Lilly, tiffany, margo, sarah top the list as well as many other great looking girls. Teagan has only work the club a short while but has added a lot of personality to our club. Anyone getting a dance from her won't be dissappointed! Of course, the high energy of Tiffany was available tonight.. but, what was missing is Erika... Hopefully she will be return soon. carlos, there was some agreement to a few of your statements in a past posting but now i stand corrected... Teagan is not borning.. Far from it.. She has a great personality. We all know that Lilly rocks the house. Also, stop bagging on the hard working waitress.. Tonight, she was extremely friendly and nice... So, lets cut her some slack, she works hard selling those drinks and does her job well. I bet if we are pleasant to her she will be as well. Date: 9/11/2009 2:56am Name: CARLOS969 (14) Subject: chevere charlie is good on the pole.. but far from the best. here are the best regardless of who our favs are lets be honest! ,Paige,courtny,allure,and a shortblack girl i forget name. you must agree she is not the best. waiting for the weekend visit.hope lily is there...where are the blondes and bella Date: 9/10/2009 9:51pm Name: chevere (15) Subject: Nothing important Charlie...... So happy that you are back with us in Santa Barbara. You still are the best on that pole when up on the stage.. It is amazing how many moves you have on that thing! Had another great visit to the club... Excellent time with Adriana and Alexia. Both are excellent at what they do. Hopefully this weekend the club will be happening. Date: 9/8/2009 12:54am Name: CARLOS969 (13) Subject: chevere glad someone aggres with me! Allure i allways thougt it was aura lol! her air color?? I like women who change it up a bit im sure I never noticed her hair lol I allways want to see more of her but she moves to the next guy so fast, never sits long enough to chat and doesnt give her cell out. My favs Lily,Erica,Allure,kiyla if she ever comes back!Courtney RIP OFF! that waitress needs to be fired ! Im sick of er attitude and im sick of te girls complaing to me about her. Im a step away from contacting club owner a email. Date: 9/7/2009 11:47am Name: chux (1) Subject: Charles in Charge Hey fellas! How about a little lapdance lovin with me, who knows, I just might have a tattoo with your name on it! I work friday, sat, and monday. Come say hi! lotsa luv. xoxoxo Date: 9/6/2009 12:44pm Name: chevere (14) Subject: exactly! Carlos.. You are spot right on with Lilly and Erica.. I have two friends love seeing her..Each time they go to the club, Lilly drains their bank accounts... but they go home with a smile on their face! Erica...again... right on point on her. She is fantastic! Teagan.. again you got it right... nudes were just alright.. Allure was there last week...She keeps messing about with her hair color... Layna, haven't seen her... but man on man, what an awesome body! To comment on the waitress.. She has a tough job making sales..Mainly because, We really don't go there to buy pricey drinks..I think what I don't like is the Stink-Eye she give you when you don't buy the girl a drink.... Oh well, its just part of the strip club scene.... Carlos, any other thoughts on the new girls?? As for Scarlett, I have no idea what happen to her.... maybe just taking a break...or she accomplished her goals and moved on. Date: 9/5/2009 12:33pm Name: CARLOS969 (12) Subject: not so fast the new girls do not hold a candle to Lily and Erica as well as the other girls who have been there!!! Tegan can be boring and uneventful im not impressed with the nudes, by the way where is Scarlet,Aura,Layna?????? Wen are te going to fire tat rude, greedy blonde waitress,pls complain and the girls gripe about her Date: 9/5/2009 9:46am Name: chevere (13) Subject: School is back in session Now that summer is over and both SBCC and UCSB (almost) back in session, the amount of new faces has increased. There has been some very cool additions to the club. Teagan is great! Very friendly, sexy, excellent laps, fun to watch on stage. Sofie is another fun girl that has join the SBR. THere are several others but can't remember their names at the moment.... Of course there are still the rock-stars of the club, but its aways nice to have some new faces and personalities in the club. Date: 8/23/2009 11:58am Name: Courtney_SB (New) Subject: hey guys! just stoppin in to say hello..just got on the site.Well I hope to see you soon! Take care! xo -Courtney hot little pistol hu?? haha thats cute! thank you very much! Date: 8/22/2009 10:54pm Name: chevere (12) Subject: Feedback Got a chance to visit the club the other night. Dr. John was playing some great tunes, the usual top girls were looking good as ever. Line up card featured: Sabrina, Lilly, Tiffany, Adriana, Margo, and a few new faces... Princess, Very social, excellent energy, good stage work... Sophie, also seems very cool... Date: 8/5/2009 12:53pm Name: Twofer (3) Subject: re: Whereabouts Thanks for the info Joanna. That's some sad news though! Having graduated an Eng major myself, good luck and try to ignore the many (MANY) people who will ask "why'd you major in English?!" Oh well, here's to hoping there's SOMEONE that can match up to her hotness. And 100%? That was even better... Date: 8/4/2009 8:34am Name: Joanna (2) Subject: My Whereabouts... In response to the previous post: Just to let you know, I do not work there anymore. Currently, I am focusing on my education (Senior English Major at UCSB) and also working as a private tutor. But I am sure you won't be lacking of Asians and half-Asians this weekend. Alexia, for example, is a very sexy half French and Filipino dancer. She's really sweet, too! Not sure when she's working, but you can call the club and find out. Incidentally, I am not half-Asian. I am actually 100% Filipino Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 8/3/2009 11:49pm Name: Twofer (1) Subject: Joanna Still Here? Haven't been here in a while, but rolling around through next weekend. Anyone know if Joanna is still working? Goddamn, 1/2 Asians get me every time... Date: 7/29/2009 10:48am Name: chevere (11) Subject: Update Just checking in to see how the club is doing this summer. Made a quick visit the other day, the club was kinda of quiet. The Stimulus $5 dollar dance is fun when they back it up with a 2-4-1, don't really enjoy when they offer the 4-1 "hat" specials. The other day one of the girls tried to sell the hat to my friend for a $20 tip... Come on girl, we are smarter than that! It comes with the special. Hot looking girls of the night were: sabrina, tiffany, ericka, adrianna, Alexia, and the little hot pistol was courtney! Great pole work! Date: 7/18/2009 9:38pm Name: chevere (10) Subject: new stimulus package... The club is now offering for the month of July a $5 dance special. The deal is the DJ will announce that the $5 special is happening. The dance happens at the chairs where you are sitting. (kind of cramped) but it is fun none the less. Right after the dance, there is always a 2-4-1 or a 4-1 special... There are a few LA clubs that have the same type of special. It works.. $5 and your favorite girl is in your lap... then you can decided if you want to take her to the back... Hey girls... i know you work hard for your money... but be cool about asking for tips... sometimes it real turn off. My good friend, who spends a ton of cash at the club, will never dance again with a girl that ask for a tip. If the dance was good and there was a good connection he tips big... but asking for a tip... Not always cool.. Date: 7/13/2009 5:17pm Name: CARLOS969 (10) Subject: ? can someone tell me lily and aura schedule, thank u Date: 7/9/2009 8:43pm Name: chevere (9) Subject: greetings Thank you Adrianna, your legs look great! There is dancer at the club that you must try. ericka is a disneyland ride. Hold on and enjoy the ride. Date: 7/3/2009 10:31am Name: chevere (8) Subject: update Just wanted to comment of the last post. Yes, I must agree that I am a little high on the club. Mainly due to a few girls there that are making it a fun place to visit. Believe me, I have been there through many dry spells when the club wasn't doing well. And, I think that the re-model could have been much better... still a little shabby, but what can we do. I am not going to drive to oxnard... are you kidding me! That club re-design is really nice... but what can you do? Also, yes, I have been to many top level clubs through out the world. Many much better than this one... but why bag on our only option.. Just enjoy the girls who are really cool... and forget the others.. My only wish is that Adrianna get rid of those black leggings... again, she that hot latin exotic look to her and needs to keep working it... those things got to go! Date: 7/1/2009 12:11am Name: beatrighter (79) Subject: New Ad I noticed in the Independent that in addition to the free pass, they are saying that there will be $5 lap dances all day and night every day during July. If true, this is best ad they have ever run. I know that the girls are scarce in the summer & the economy sucks but $5 laps? How long do you think they are? FYI Carlos, how can a girl smell of Vodka. I like you posts but Vodka has no odor. That is why "closet drunks" drink it. FYI Chevere. I like your posts too but you seem a little too high on the club. You dont know that it is a total dive? Have you ever been to a REAL club? Date: 6/22/2009 10:21pm Name: chevere (7) Subject: solstice weekend What a great weekend in Santa Barbara. The city was alive and the Rhino was happening.... The feature entertainer along with the girls made it a fun Saturday. Only comment.... can the dancer with the black leggings please get a new pair without holes in them. Come on girl! Date: 6/14/2009 2:58pm Name: safir (79) Subject: Margot Hey, Margot is from France--whadya expect? That's the way Frenchmen like'em! Consider her an inexpensive trip to Paris. Date: 6/13/2009 6:14pm Name: chevere (6) Subject: crazy discussion... Carlos... you must be the unluckiest dude in the world... I have had plenty of dances with the ones you mentioned and I have yet to experience what you posted... Just bad luck! There was one girl that had an odor problem but she left a long time ago...Packi...Now that was an issue... Girls just a thought, change up the outfits... The majority do a great job.. but there are a few that wear the same thing over, and over, and over again.. Come on now... those black leggings get old.... Give us something new from time to time... Date: 6/13/2009 1:55am Name: trucker (8) Subject: srsb girls i don't know about smelly girls. except one. and it is not Layna! she is super sweet, even though she has worked there about 4 yrs now. she really is shy but once yu know her she is friendly. I think she really is sexy, hard body. never had a bad time with her! what happened to all the blondes? hardly any now. Seraph - has anybody had any laps with her? / Date: 6/12/2009 1:59pm Name: CARLOS969 (9) Subject: stinky girls all of the girls are hot but as for bo and bad breath can ruin the mood, its bad when you dont notice till you take them for a lapper! margo- bad breath all the time change your diet or breath mint i agree with a previous post about it layna-axe spray is for men end of story you look of a playmate but smell like me!men dont like that!china Bo!! Bo jazmin- strange odor from below there is spray for that!!Thebest smelling; lily,adrianna (sometimes smells of vodka),aura (not very friendly) Date: 6/12/2009 12:55pm Name: chevere (5) Subject: good night The club was fun last night... The girls were looking their best, had excellent energy and as a bonus there were plenty to go around...... Dr. J was spinning some great tunes! Hopefully the weekend will be equally as entertaining. Date: 6/2/2009 6:00am Name: Tweek (1) Subject: Scarlett Wow she is still there? The old Nikki right? I need to stop in. It's been 6 yrs. I still think about her often. Run into her in town every now and then. She is smoking hot............... Dancers Attitude Date: 6/2/2009 12:02am Name: chevere (4) Subject: vip night To answer your question... Not very often, which is too bad because it was a great night. As you can read in Sabrina's message, even the dancers had a great time. Hopefully management will bring back the VIP night soon. Date: 6/1/2009 11:43am Name: WhiteTrashPL (New) Subject: VIP??? How often is the VIP party held? When is the next one? Date: 5/29/2009 12:10pm Name: Sabrina_Br (New) Subject: VIP Party Hey People, I had so much fun at the VIP Party last nite... It could be done more times... I mean especially for the food... =P Thanks for all the amazing people who I gave lap dances... Thanks Dj John always soooo sweet... Thanks all the girls... HorneyCourtney (I couldn't resist), Alexia, Allure (always so sexiii), Jasmine, Lilly, Natasha, Erica, Lux... and I forgot the others names... =P (Cause It's too many names to memorize) Thanks Dk... Thanks Kim... that I need to say is the smartest waitress I have seen... =P Well, I hope to see u guys soon again... It means probably tonite... Hoo yea... So A lot of kisses, With Love, Ciao, Sabrina p.s. : I couldn't believe already had a Sabrina... That was sucks... =PP Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 5/29/2009 3:54am Name: Heywood_Jablome (97) Subject: Thanks To Everyone Just wanted to say thanks to everyone that came out for our VIP party tonight. Good to connect with friends and meet new ones. Hope you had as much fun as I did. I think I made the salsa too spicy "L" Peace, Heywood Date: 5/28/2009 11:59pm Name: chevere (3) Subject: VIP NIGHT.... excellent night, great food, girls were awesome.. Just wish I had enough money to go around for everybody! The rock-stars tonight were Alexia, Sabrina, Margo, Adrianna, Ericka, Lilly, Natashia, Jasmine.... there were a few new ones on the board tonight as well. Great music Dr. J Date: 5/26/2009 7:37pm Name: Carlomagno (13) Subject: question I have always asked myself this question. Are the dancers in this club mostly students at UCSB? And since the level of hotness at UCSB is pretty high, am I missing a lifetime experience by not visiting this club? Any info will be appreciated. Date: 5/25/2009 5:34pm Name: CARLOS969 (8) Subject: update lets be honest when we put up our fav list are we picking by looks or laps? in that case lets list the hottest looking vs hottest lap,; Hottest chicks: lily,tiffany,adrianna,joanna,cortney,delicious,thai,aura,jazmin,layna hottest laps$$: lily,erica,scarlet,brandy UHM,navea,aura fyi i think Cheverie is staff lol Attitude Date: 5/25/2009 8:27am Name: chevere (2) Subject: another update trucker... excellent description of the sensual and sassy lap on Ericka and Adrianna Totally agree!!! I never had a dance with tiffany so I can't comment, I just like her stage work... Not only has the talent level been at a high level but the management has been equally as cool. Date: 5/25/2009 12:25am Name: chevere (1) Subject: update Just want to update the thoughts our our sb rhino girls.. Went into the club this weekend just to unwind after a long week... a special thanks to all the cool girls that were working that night. Ericka... awesome as always and looking sexier than ever Lilly.... love the bangs... Alexia... cool as ever! Tiffany... Great stage dance.. always good energy. Scarlett... talk about excellent energy! and fantastic dances. Brandy.. totally fun! Sabrina.. happy, fun, full of energy Date: 5/24/2009 1:27am Name: trucker (7) Subject: adrianna and ericka both these dancers provided me very sensual and sexy laps i have had in a while. not talking dirty here, just very sensual and sassy by both. worth every penny just to get that high! Scarlette a bit on the rough side, layna always nice and works hard! tiffany was not memorable in my book. the others i agrre with you all. much better group of dancers of late though, Club Dancers Attitude Date: 5/9/2009 2:19am Name: chevere (New) Subject: "the club" Just a few comments of some of the reviews... Natural Beauties: Alexia---very cool Orchid---exotic Adriana--sexy hot...can be moody..Hot/cold Tiffany ---sweetheart Courtney--very young, little weak in the dance dept Ty--enjoyable Lux--good and bad - customer service goes along way Scarlette--awesome... very sexy dances! Ericka--love the way she scratches your back Paige--great on stage- Charlie--works in Oxnard... awesome girl Margo---excellent! sabrina---Fantastic body, very cool girl, great attitude Plastic/Fake Beauties: Nadia great body... very sexy.. Simone too big for me Natasha love the stage work, my friends love her lap dances Dallas fantastic body, and great personality, love the stage work! Ivy-- no review Brandi--Not into fake boobs...but a fun person Nikki Sexx-very cool..again not into fake boobs Lily My friends love her Joanna great stage dancer..seems very cool Bella...just not my type... but seems very nice About the 2-4-1 DJ John is the best. Great song selection, fair amount of time. The young guy...too quick on the songs, and tuesdays you know before going in that it will be short songs. Just the way it is... very interesting review by carlos: And the ripp offs are..Adrianna very cute but R>O>B--Seems too businesslike... Lost the charm.. Stage dances are much better. courtney bad attitude not worth nude laps should try toppless-AGREE Tiffany r>O>B> Not buying this one-seems nice !Layna, Delicious great great rack LAME friction dances might have started a fire, Never had a dance with these two Then there are my super stars well kind of, Lily hot hot hot strong grind laps fyi not natural discovered fri nite, AGREE Margo the french taste mmmm natural,-She is great! Aura hot exotic slow grind vip -good !Ivy hothot veteran a rare sight now,_No review.... Scarlett nice great ass a little rogh an heavy --ONE OF THE BEST DANCES EVER... She is all girl and worth every penny. The club seems to be going strong.. The girls are great! Its nice having Alexia back... Miss Kayla... What a great dancer... Can't tell who I enjoyed watching the most: Kayla or Dallas. I never get tired watching her on state. Date: 5/6/2009 11:47am Name: Rhinolifer (1) Subject: SRSB There are fires near the club and the club lost power for several hours and they left for a bit. Date: 5/5/2009 6:38pm Name: safir (74) Subject: Phone out of order? Tried to call SRSB Tuesday at around 6:00 pm and all I got was their fax machine. Has the club burned down or been busted or something? Too bad--I was thinking of stopping by if one of my faves was on duty. Date: 5/5/2009 10:51am Name: safir (73) Subject: Margot Margot - You are pretty hot stuff, ma cherie! But please get some breath mints. Thanks. Date: 4/30/2009 12:57pm Name: safir (72) Subject: 2 for 1 VIP "scam"- my experience My experience regarding the 2 for 1 VIP "scam," at least with Joanna, was the exact opposite. On the way to a VIP, the DJ called a 2 for 1. Joanna suggested that we wait until the 2 for 1 was finished because then I would get three "long songs." Three "long songs" with Joanna are still too short because she is pretty hot, but there it is. Of course, I was wearing a cologne that she said drove her crazy, so perhaps that was it Date: 4/12/2009 12:45pm Name: beatrighter (78) Subject: Naturals So Ben, thanks for the list. Now which of the Naturals do you think are the best? I like them very firm so I pick Tiffany, Sabrina, & Orchid as the best. But I havent seen them all. You? Date: 4/9/2009 7:33pm Name: ben4274 (New) Subject: Dancers Revealed!!! Here is a list of the dancers who have the real bodies and fake plastic ones... Natural Beauties: Alexia Orchid Bentley Adriana Tiffany Courtney Ty Lux Scarlette Ericka Paige Christina Allure Audrey Charlie Jasmine Cassandra Margo Plastic/Fake Beauties: Nadia Paulina Simone Natasha Dallas Ivy Brandi Nikki Sexx Lily Joanna Bella Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/31/2009 3:20pm Name: CARLOS969 (7) Subject: vip during 2-4-1 super short songs scam! scam offenders; Aura,Nikkisex,Simone,Joana,hot girls big scam just fyi allways ask for one befor or after.if you sit down for vip and you here 241 stop her and ask for it after.they do two super short songs during two for one and one reasonable length single for the third verrry slick!by the way 2-41 tues a scam songs shorter than 241 any other day big rip off sat sun my fav nites now and some fri i can make Date: 3/29/2009 2:43pm Name: CARLOS969 (6) Subject: ripp off list! plrs beware And the ripp offs are..Adrianna very cute but R>O>B!,courtney bad attitude not worth nude laps should try toppless ,Tiffany r>O>B>!Layna, Delicious great great rack LAME friction dances might have started a fire, Then there are my super stars well kind of, Lily hot hot hot strong grind laps fyi not natural discovered fri nite,Margo the french taste mmmm natural,Aura hot exotic slow grind vip nice nice naturals her only problem is she isnt much for small talk,if you like long convo go to another!Ivy hothot veteran a rare sight now,Scarlett nice great ass a little rogh an heavy if your thing then Kila!!! all natural my all time fav smokin hawaian cant wait till she back from vaca hottest vips worth every single penny! p.s. hey Luna Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/28/2009 10:12pm Name: mmmmaria (New) Subject: good to hear from luna Wow I haven't been on zbone in awhile. Santa Barbra Rhino. A small cozy club. One stage. Semi private laps. Where else can you go in the area and find girls to tickle your fancy. hey Luna. So glad to hear you are still shakin your thang. You were such a pleasure to work with. xoxoxo-Maria Date: 3/28/2009 4:54pm Name: beatrighter (77) Subject: Who I recommend I went to the club on Friday, 3/27 during spring break for UCSB...only about 8-10 girls were working but a couple of them were standouts: Courtney---she is a young, very tight, hard-bodied blonde. And by young, I mean VERY YOUNG. Like High School young. Like Barely Legal. She doesn't have an ounce of fat on her. She is very nice and easy to talk to. I had about 6 lap dances w/ her and she was very good at it for someone who hasn't worked there very long---only a month or so. I hope the place doesn't ruin her cuz right now she is very innocent and not jaded at all. Adrianna---another beauty who is young and thin. Her body is great and her face is absolutely beautiful (which is kinda rare for a dancer, IMHO). She is Hispanic & like Courtney, she hasn't worked there very long. She has a nice innocence as well & is easy to talk with. I had some lap dances w/ her too and she was very sensual, not really a grinder, but still very sexy. Sabrina---I only saw her on stage but she has a fantastic body!!! I would say even a perfect body!! And a very pretty face. I understand that she is from South America, probably Brazil since she danced to "The Girl from Ipanema". My guess, she is very hot in the lap dance dept. Tiffany---I only saw her on stage but she had great energy and seemed to really like the attention, plus she was a little bit nasty up there. She sure has a great pair of natural boobs!!! Probably the best naturals I have seen since Kiani worked there. Club Dancers Attitude Nasty Factor Date: 3/26/2009 12:39am Name: gijo (4) Subject: lately I haven't been to SBSR lately. I had a good time with Sabana the last time I was there. Does anybody know if she still works there? Date: 3/24/2009 10:57pm Name: safir (64) Subject: A good choice Assuming that you can become partial to black haired, fair skinned, slender dancers with nice, large, natural racks, check out Dominique. I'm not quite sure of her schedule, but if you call the club I am sure that they will let you know if she is working on a particular night. I believe that she usually works on the weekends. Date: 3/8/2009 11:54pm Name: trucker (6) Subject: shane, layna? havent been to sbsr in a while, but want to visit and spend my tax refund on some pretty girl. Help me pick one lucky girl! ANY suggestions? also, what ever happened to a petite blond,girl named Erin? worked there about 2 yrs ago. Her sis used to work there many yrs prior. Date: 12/28/2008 5:02pm Name: CARLOS969 (5) Subject: where are my favs? has anyone seen LILY,AURA,KILA? I HAVNT SEEN AURA IN A LITTLE WHILE. Date: 12/5/2008 7:37pm Name: beatrighter (76) Subject: Luna Hi Luna, Great to hear from you!!! I sent you an email. Hope you got it! Date: 11/12/2008 4:00pm Name: Vito (372) Subject: Holla Luna!!! Hey Luna! Great to hear from you. I think about you every day when I look at the Ficus tree I call Luna out in front of the apartments. It was your tree that I rescued. When you said you were still dancing I was ready to catch the Clean Air bus up to Lompoc but apparently you are a little further North. I'm glad you are doing ok. If the current crop of dancers knew how much money you made at the SRSB they would probably drink some Jonestown Koolaid! The several crews you danced with down here were real money makers before this country experienced its reversal of fortune after 911. I'll never forget all of you. "Katrina" is a full-fledged nurse now in Arizona. If you ever hear from Nicole again, say hello for me. Remember that night you brought her back to the apartments??? As Chris Isaak sang: Keep on dancin'... Date: 11/10/2008 3:27pm Name: Luna (New) Subject: Blast from the Past Hey Guys! This Luna from back in the 'Old Rhino' Days from 1995 to 2002! Tought I'd stop by as see how things are at SBSR thru the Zbone reviews....I can't believe that after all of these years, my name is still mentioned!!!! (Beatrighter's post from like, 10 days ago!). Wow. That makes me feel really 'remembered' and special, and that is so cool! Well, sounds like there's been some changes at that club....for one, I see thru the posts that there is a new 'layout', though I will forever hold the image of the old club (actually, there are a few old versions: remember when there was NO bar? How bout when the lap dance area did not even exist and it was just booths and we still had the restaurant look in 1995!!! Do u also remember when we we juuuuust starting to offer nude dances, and there were two curtained booths ust for nude dances near that back door exit? I gave Paul Mitchell hair products guy a nude dance back there in like '97!!). Hey Vito! what's up!!! I see that u are still in the area...Still living at the same apartment downstairs from where I lived with Hector? How are things???? BTW, I was in touch with the orginal Nicole/Wendy a couple of years ago, but kinda lost touch with her recently. She was doing pretty good. Had moved back to LA from the east coast and living with a bfriend. As for me, I married 5 years ago....believe it or not.... to a customer I met at SBSR!!!!! (Yes, guys, it IS possible!!!!! LOL) I'm doing really well, and I am STILL DANCING!!!! It's been now 13 years of dancing for me, and it's been a really great ride!!! My hubby and I live up near Seattle and I found a pretty decent DEJA VU in Tacoma, and doing pretty good up there. Would like to start a family soon. Man, I still occasionally think about the dear Kat and the horrible end to her life. Did any info get out on HOW she really passed away?????? It still haunts me....Even though she was a competitor, her and I were on the same 'hustler' level and her competitiveness always kept me on my toes....i shall never never forget her. Ok, for everyone who doesn't know me, I guess I'll stop rambling! My post is obviously not a review!!!!! Hahaha .... Great to see some of you folks are still around!!!!! I miss DR John!!!! Vito-will u please tell him I say 'Hi'? Any gals still there from the past that I would remember??? love, Luna Date: 11/3/2008 4:46pm Name: CARLOS969 (4) Subject: saturday nite my asian fav lily was there but too busy for me met a black girl named aura talked me into v.ip very nice... it but too short for 120 bucks!!! big rip off for 5min.lapped with scarlet too rough for me also with candy to rough and sweaty at times and i dont mean in a hot way!!! will be back soon for LILY,AURA,KILA.and if aura is reading this lets never do a vip during a 2 4 1 its way to short! Date: 10/30/2008 3:58pm Name: Vito (371) Subject: Hey Beatrighter! The magic is gone my friend; you are correct! I pop in during the days from time to time but it's a classical case of "doing the same thing and expecting different results"! That's the definition of maddness by the way... A beautiful dancer from the "dream time" is dancing Saturday nights and Sundays doubleshift. Her name is Rachel and she looks like Penelope Cruz. I purchased several laps from her but I'm just unable to suspend my disbelief anymore. Good to see you are still around Beatrighter... My San Bernardino pals say that the Deja Vu in the down and dirty City of Industry is the place to go; lots of extras! Date: 10/28/2008 12:07am Name: safir (46) Subject: beatnighter Agree completely about the new layout, even with good dancers, I feel like I am being squeezed for max revenue by the new setup. Ah, yes, Kiani, now there was a dancer to remember fondly! I almost felt like I had been out on a date after a few rounds of dances and some between-dance bar/conversation time with her. Fascinating the "standard bolt on" trend that you mentioned. About four years ago I had a light-hearted between dance conversation with a dark-haired dancer whose stage name I can't remember. We got on the topic of bolt ons and she laughed and said, "Luckily, I don't need them, I was born Jewish!" She made a couple of more jokes about how being a member of the tribe was an advantage in the dancing trade because you were such a short-supply novelty, and charmed me into several more dances. I can't help but think that these types of dancers made more money for the Rhino than the current layout and In'n'Out Burger approach. Date: 10/26/2008 5:10pm Name: gavin_webb (New) Subject: Saturday Night I went into the club late last night, normally I'm a day shift type of guy but I figured I check out the night shift. I walked in when Margot was on stage, she gave a nice show but wasnt a good example of a hot french women she must have been thirty six. And as for the other ladies most of then had bad implants walked around like they were fine. I wouldn't even look twice had I seen then on state street. I got a dance with Lily because she was natural breasted but found out she has no ass to speak of and chicken legs. I got another dance from scarlette and she nearly killed me, way to heavy on my lap i couldnt enjoy the grind. I tried with another blonde who only wanted to talk to meabout the vip area so i decided to go to the stage and look for another chick. I saw a tall slender girl on stage in a red school girl skirt, then a girl with shoes that lit up and she worked the pole well. After pay 10 for a water the girl in the red school girl skirt talked to me and I brought a dance..we did a few more and once I saw her face I couldnt stop starring it was beautiful. I ended up in the vip area with her. I think her name was angel of angelica.

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