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Date: 8/19/2010 4:59pm Whois Name: IvanDrago2008 (110)
Delete Subject: Truthful
Do you know if Arely from fantasy island, wild goose, fritz thats too is back in Cali at some club or is still in vegas?

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Date: 8/18/2010 1:30am Whois Name: Truthful (49)
Delete Subject: Latina "Shannon"
Spent multiple lap time this evening with Shannon, a wavy-haired, smooth-skinned, shapely Latina brunette with perfectly sized (in my opinion), 100% natural tetas that pressed against my face like twin blessings. I don't recall seeing her before, but she said she's been working Sundays, Tuesdays & Thursdays at Sam's for the past year or so.

Will repeat as soon as possible...

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Date: 7/26/2010 11:49pm Whois Name: Blueness (107)
Delete Subject: Selma/Daphne
Former Sam's hottie Selma/Daphne has settled at Club 7557 in Van Nuys, and she's still sweet and sexy...

I'd like to know about the dancer politics involved in the Selma/Daphne firing last December. My wise SC wingman says, "If it don't make sense, there were some bitches hating on her somewhere in that club and they got in the manager's ear."

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Date: 5/29/2010 10:37pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (962)
Delete Subject: I Want Some Mo Mo
That's what you may verry well end up saying to yourself once you have had a dance or two with this Tokyo native. Got two dances from her during Cinco De Mayo. You can find her there six nights a week!

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Date: 5/21/2010 1:35am Whois Name: enjoysDDs (29)
Delete Subject: query
If I may be as so humble to ask,

What ever happened to that top ten list that Bridgette always use to score above the head of the class?

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Date: 5/2/2010 10:11am Whois Name: enjoysDDs (28)
Delete Subject: Daphne
Daphne/Salma has not been at Sams since December

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Date: 4/27/2010 3:50pm Whois Name: Wheels_2 (959)
Delete Subject: Honey: A Sight For Sore Eyes
Came across her in the yesterday. Have not seen the chica in nearly four years since CO went bye bye. Chica did a move on me that refreshed my memory while she was on stage...and onnce again when she gave me a dance. Her breastes are now enhanced...and her hair may be dyed blonde. But Honey's still the same sweet...slightly naughty girl!

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Date: 4/25/2010 12:46am Whois Name: Truthful (45)
Delete Subject: Daphne
Is Daphne back at Sam's? I haven't seen her at the other club by LAX in a while.

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Date: 2/28/2010 8:21pm Whois Name: Mike_Lowery (3)
Delete Subject: Review
Ahhhhhh..... Sam's Hofbrau. I have a love/hate relationship with this club.

Vist this club for the first time when I turned 21 in the daytime. Four dancers, 3 of them roll in packs. I wanted A dance from the girl with blonde hair and wearing a green bikini, but it seems like she wasn't interested in giving one. Finally, after like 50 minutes, I got a dance from this cute thick Mexican chick. Booty not big, but not small. Titty's all swole. And for a open lap dance area, it got pretty STEAMY!

I got a dance from her again like 4 months later, not as steamy as last time, but very intimate.

Now for my love/hate:

Love: You can get in for free, but if you got a cell phone with a camera, then bon voyage. There's a buffet there, but I didn't eat there, as I find it weird to eat food at a strip club. But I may try it one day. No pressure to get dances from girls, and you don't have to buy a drink from the jump. Also, they have cute waitress.

Hate: Can't get into strip clubs with a camera phone. Really, who would take a picture in a strip club?? Also, although the girls don't perssure for getting dances, their to relax. I wanted a lap dance from this one thick Mexican girl, instead, she didn't ask anybody for a dance at all! She was with this one dude all day! Also, avoid Fridays.... Trust me

I'll vist this club again, but to all my regular club goers, what days are the thick girls are in attendance?
Club 4 Dancers 3.5 Attitude 2 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 1/15/2010 12:34pm Whois Name: Fat_Cock (40)
Delete Subject: Review
I've been going here for couple of years now, mostly on weekends. They have the most variety of body types than anywhere else I've ever been to! From petite Asian girls to REAL THICK latinas with huge bootys, as well as latinas with smoking hot bodies, Venezuela chicks with real nice assess, couple of black girls with thick bodies, several white girls with average to hot bods, and older desperate for money grandmas! Now, that's what I call variety!!

I love the full bar and food menu! The food is actually pretty damn good there! I had wings & burgers there and they are both very good! The waitresses are hot and very friendly too! The $10 laps and full songs is a plus!

The only negative is the parking, way too crowded on weekends (standing room only!), and some of the regulars who act like they own the place and give you an attitude! Also, they have security stand at the lap area and constantly tell you not to touch the girls! It's a fucking strip bar! If the customers can't touch, then there's no purpose for gettings laps you idiot!!
Club 3 Dancers 3 Attitude 3 Nasty Factor 0

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Date: 1/14/2010 9:47pm Whois Name: Blueness (103)
Delete Subject: Re: Daphne
enjoysDD's:

Daphne's turning heads as "Selma" at The Wild Goose near LAX these days. I caught her there last Friday and she's still tearing up the stage...

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Date: 1/5/2010 6:43pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (27)
Delete Subject: Week
Stop in last night but there was no sighting of Daphne. Partial roll was: Heather, Violet, Lorena, Nena, Sandra, Saphire, Dominique, Luna, Cleo, London, Trinidad, Mo Mo and Leylani.

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Date: 1/2/2010 10:21pm Whois Name: Truthful (37)
Delete Subject: Re: Daphne
When I called Sam's this evening and asked if Daphne was working, they told me that she wasn't there tonight but would probably be there tomorrow (Sunday). If what I'm reading here is true, that doesn't make any sense. Maybe they're just trying to keep Daphne's regulars coming in...

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Date: 1/2/2010 9:42pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (26)
Delete Subject: termination
WTF!?! Migato fired Daphne for that? The bottle is part of her show! Anyone who has seen Daphne dance on stage knows it's part of her routine. It's definitely not the first time she's picked up a beer bottle with her glutes, so I image they must have told her to stop before Sunday's incident.

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Date: 1/1/2010 2:12pm Whois Name: Blueness (102)
Delete Subject: Re: Fired Who?
JTS:

They canned "Daphne" (the dancer formerly known as "Selma"). She was/is sweet, sexy and a ball of fire on the stage...

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Date: 12/29/2009 11:43pm Whois Name: Jimmy_the_Saint (665)
Delete Subject: Fired Who
Who did they fire? Which one of these hot chica's will be looking for employment else where?

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Date: 12/29/2009 11:29pm Whois Name: Blueness (101)
Delete Subject: Sam's Blows!
Sam's blows! They fired my ATF (who is also the hottest stage act there) last Sunday for picking up a beer bottle with her ass... wtf!?

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Date: 9/30/2009 9:19pm Whois Name: CAPI (6)
Delete Subject: adult con
adult con weekend at the rio do not miss the party

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Date: 9/30/2009 6:18pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (25)
Delete Subject: FYI
For those of you that care, Selma has changed her name to Daphne. Although her name has changed her energy is still the same!

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Date: 9/2/2009 12:29am Whois Name: Truthful (33)
Delete Subject: Re: Yo, BBIGOTON!
Selma has returned to Sam's after a two month holiday. She looks great and feels even better!

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Date: 8/15/2009 1:35pm Whois Name: Flamethrower (13)
Delete Subject: Thanx
Thanx for the info my fellow PL

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Date: 8/14/2009 5:49pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (24)
Delete Subject: Flamethrower
Saw Bella there during the day shift (that booty IS juicy, can't believe I didn't notice it before.) So it is safe to say that she does still roam around the halls of Sam's.

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Date: 8/11/2009 2:53pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (23)
Delete Subject: Bella
Saw Bella last night around 10pm. I asked Gustavo how often she works there, to which he replied about 3 times a week. So she does still work there. Now exactly which days? I don't know. Just call them up to make sure she is there.

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Date: 8/6/2009 2:33am Whois Name: Flamethrower (11)
Delete Subject: Bella
Does Bella still rome the halls of Sams? What a juicy ass she has. Think I'd be down for a trip to see it if she is still here. Anyone?

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Date: 6/20/2009 7:43pm Whois Name: Rail_Monkey (66)
Delete Subject: Suzie/enjoysDDs
No, I'm referring to a dancer at another club who checks out Z Bone from time to time. With a name like enjoysDDs, you would LOVE this Suzie!

Now you've got me trying to figure out which waitress at Sam's is named Suzie. I guess I'll just ask the next time I visit...

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Date: 6/20/2009 4:04pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (22)
Delete Subject: Rail Monkey
Are you referring to the waitress Suzie?

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Date: 6/19/2009 11:03pm Whois Name: Rail_Monkey (65)
Delete Subject: Salsa Suzie
Suzie:

I know you read the Sam's board. You would be the cat's meow if you were dancing at this spot!

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Date: 6/17/2009 2:06pm Whois Name: louis (5301)
Delete Subject: Re: Matt
I like Clean smooth in shape BIG Round BOOTY with no cellulite marks on the ASS. A perfect example would be Daisy from PLayPen when she used to work there as I know you told me you saw her at that club.

If you remember Jenna from Sam's she would be another one with the perfect ASS.

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Date: 6/17/2009 9:59am Whois Name: Matt_Tracker (3)
Delete Subject: Damn
Damn Louass u like greasy booty huh!!! Lol

I'm here at the Coliseum for the Laker Parade!!! Yeah Baby!!! Itz crazy over here...

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Date: 6/17/2009 1:46am Whois Name: marcus_zbone (New)
Delete Subject: May:
May:What are her dances like...??? Are they worth me spending my hard-earned money? lol If any one knows get back at me...thaxs peace
Club 4

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Date: 6/17/2009 1:33am Whois Name: louis (5299)
Delete Subject: Re: Matt Tracker
Bella is not my type, I prefer LouASSSSSSize type Booty's. The bigger the better as long as it's in good big booty shape.

A perfect example would be Jessica aka "The GRANDE CuLO de Colombia" as that's the type I go for. I'm not sure though if either Jessica or Bella are around as I Haven't been back here in over a year. Lap dances are cheap though at $10 a song but are not private as it's a topless club(not fully nude) and are out in the open.

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Date: 6/16/2009 7:06pm Whois Name: Matt_Tracker (2)
Delete Subject: Ms. Zbone
Is Bella still around? The one on the front page holding the VIP Zbone card!!!
Shes got a ghetto booty for sure.

Hey Louis u ever get dances from Bella? Seeing is that u like the Booty!!!

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Date: 6/8/2009 12:58pm Whois Name: Blueness (98)
Delete Subject: Re: BBIGOTON/Selma
BBIGOTON: "What are her dances like...??? Are they worth me spending my hard-earned EDD money on her...???"

In Selma's case, "EDD" stands for "Every Damned Dollar"

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Date: 6/6/2009 10:38am Whois Name: BBIGOTON (90)
Delete Subject: Blueness
Hey bro, thanx for the Selma info.
I rolled to the club the night I posted asking about her but she wasn't there. I'm thinking of going tonight or tomorrow night to check her out.
What are her dances like...??? Are they worth me spending my hard-earned EDD money on her...??? What's the "scoop" on'er...???

Thanx in advance...!!!

BB
UCLA

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Date: 6/5/2009 3:05pm Whois Name: louis (5268)
Delete Subject: Re: WarMachine
Yeah Jenna was my favorite here too. Best Big ASS and get thick juicy legs. She told me she bought a house in Arizona a couple of years ago and I remember she posted last year she was quiting the game for good .

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Date: 6/4/2009 10:33pm Whois Name: Blueness (97)
Delete Subject: BBIGOTON BRUIN/SELMA
Sorry for the late response, BB Bruin!

Selma's typically at Sam's on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays & Mondays from 7:00pm until 1:30am.

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Date: 6/4/2009 10:15am Whois Name: WarMachine (1)
Delete Subject: Paulette
Paulette is a very Hot chica!!! I have been goin here for 6 plus years. She is the most busiest girls ive ever seen. From the time she comes in to the closing time she is in the back!!!! U can see why. She is smokin Hot... Know someone that hooked up wit her & she is a very cool girl. She does have a very heavy accent too. Her & Bridget are the Hottest girls there.

I know who Mya is. I havent been here in a bit soo I dont know if she is still there. But she is a good dance. Very fun girl too

Jenna used to be a good one too. Humungous booty!!!! But she isnt there anymore.

I gotta make a trip soon. Good times in this place

War On!!

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Date: 5/22/2009 5:49pm Whois Name: BBIGOTON (86)
Delete Subject: Blueness...!!!
Do you happen to know Selma's schedule off the top of your head...??? I feel like rolling in today to check her out...!!!

BB
UCLA

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Date: 5/3/2009 5:09pm Whois Name: oscar (New)
Delete Subject: mya
Hey
has any one know about the dancer named mya?
i heard good comments on her..but does anyone know if she is still there?

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Date: 4/27/2009 1:01pm Whois Name: enjoysDDs (21)
Delete Subject: Re: Paulette
Paulette is definitely one of the more popular girls at Sams. As far as for extras, I don't know how much "extra" she can do since it is pretty well lit in there and all dances are either on a table or out in the open in the back. She certainly had a good booty and cute thin waist.

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Date: 4/26/2009 8:11pm Whois Name: 2hknee (1)
Delete Subject: Paulette
What's the 411 on this tasty little number with the beautiful booty?-Does she do extras?-if u get my drift

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