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Date: 8/23/2010 8:20pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3232)
Delete Subject: Q & A
Hey, don't belittle success! If I reckon correctly, Simone, with 2 VIPs, is 8th on my all-time BE list. No field pie!

Dance prices: I think it's $31/$41 for topless/nude singles on the day shift, $41/$51 at night. VIPs are $83/$103 day, $103/$133 night. I believe the nude singles are done in the VIP area. But I've only done 2-fers and VIPs.

And tx 4 the Qdos.

Sorry, can't help as to Jill's whereabouts. Girls take some time off, so yes, she could be on vacation. Just because she's not on the web schedule doesn't mean anything; hell, it doesn't even mean she's not at the club. But maybe somebody else knows.

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Date: 8/23/2010 12:06pm Whois Name: safir (155)
Delete Subject: Jill
Does Jill actually still work at BE? I notice that she isn't on the schedule anymore. Or is she just on vacation?

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Date: 8/23/2010 7:28am Whois Name: FirstAnchor (322)
Delete Subject: guidance
qbg,

Well, you haven’t steered me wrong, but it seems I have you: “It was your four-year-old recommendation that got me to try Simone … to whom I've returned only once”. And that’s not to mention my all-time Jet fave that failed to move your needle – dud(e), the dancer whose name became a verb was the fave of several – I think you were just out of touch there! Anyway, our current BE friend was probably just singing an old Carpenter’s song to herself to pass the time)! Yes, I do realize you mentioned her in the context of your good list (“a few girls I've run into whose laps I've liked and to whom I've returned”), but as you well know, the numbers matter. So either “I'm not buying as many laps as I used to” was s significant understatement, or that mention was faint praise indeed.

Thanks so much for the … steerage! I’ll certainly be on the lookout for both Jill and Onyx! I’ll keep an open mind about the others as well (with the possible exception of Joey – I can overlook a few tats, but I’ve never been a fan of hardware – out here we put hardware on our gateposts, in our holsters, and on the hooves of our horses!). Also, your cryptic municipality reference left me at a loss for a bit. I finally think I sorted out the name, but, interestingly, I can’t really recall much at all about the girl! Given your care in cryptology, I must assume she is a) dancing somewhere (else) now, and b) worthy of keeping under wraps. Surprising, since I only recall her barely making my list (and I assume that to be due to lack of heat in the lap department). Either that or hardware. Or both. Perhaps she made my good list purely out of lone-star pride and solidarity.

One more question re: “single and two-fer nudes are done in what used to be the VIP-only area”. Previously, the VIP area was for 3 songs in a block (4 if during a 2:1 special). Does your comment mean they still do that but in addition, nudes are only available there (as either single dances or two-fers), or does that mean the old pricing structure is gone now and the old VIP area is now the nude area? (Given fairly recent postings, I am assuming the former unless the changes are very recent, indeed.) Also, if the VIP pricing structure remains, does the $10 extra cost for the new nudes mean an additional $30 for a block of 3 in the VIP, or does some special pricing prevail there. Last I knew, the BE had gone to some weird pricing ($41/dance in the evening, or something equally strange).

Again, thanks for your help.

FA

(By the way, your prose remains top-notch in my book. I particularly liked “all the Japanese you need to know”, “a whiff of home”, and for some reason, “the lovely young white girl in white”.)

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Date: 8/21/2010 8:33pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3231)
Delete Subject: Guidance
"Never steered me wrong," I like that. It was your four-year-old recommendation that got me to try Simone, or I might not have bothered, aesthetics notwithstanding, because, well, you know, it's the Bare.

But okay, guidance. Day shift is simple, because, if what you're calling the "weekend" excludes Friday afternoon, then it's only Saturday, since neither club has a Sunday afternoon shift. Saturday afternoon, go to the Jet, because you'll probably find only 3 or 4 girls at the Bare. Expect twice as many at the Jet. Friday afternoon, you can stay with the Bare, if you like that club better. Any night shift, the Bare should also rule on quantity and quality of girls, which is not to say that there aren't a few lookers at the Jet.

As for lap heat, well, as you know, there's not a lot of it at these two clubs. But at night, I'd take the Bare, if only for the curiosity value of nude laps, which the club instituted a few months ago ($10 more than topless though, which at night is already $10 more than topless at the Jet). For the days, I'd lean to the Jet, though not as strongly as I would've several years ago.

As to specific dancers, well, that's something else that's changed in the past several years: I'm not buying as many laps as I used to and can no longer say that Flopsie and Mopsie are the best on the shift. But there are a few girls I've run into whose laps I've liked and to whom I've returned. At the Bare: Sienna, who now works Friday afternoons only, and of course, Simone, to whom I've returned only once, actually (I don't like being called "baby"); also, on Saturday afternoon you might run into Joey, one of the smartest strippers you'll ever meet, and a sweet cutie in spite of her Goth trappings (try to get past the nipple hardware, and the elaborate tattoo on her back, which I know you will, because you counted among your faves that girl by the name of a certain state who appeared to have scenes from said jurisdiction's history tattooed all over her body). Also acceptable: Jill, a Filipino midget, and Onyx, a black Amazon who, if you're lucky, will preface the festivities in the booth with a 20-minute impromptu pep talk about how special the two of you are (you'll find it'll have a whiff of home).

At the Jet, I've been buying lately from Kai, who is all the Japanese you need to know; Maya II (or the Lesser, to distinguish her from Maya I, the Greater), who every other Saturday redefines "upbeat"; the lovely young white girl in white, Violet; and, speaking of Amazons, Kylie, who doesn't actually work at the Jet any more, but shows up from time to time.

Incidentally, you may have read that the Bare was running continuous specials. That has now ended, and they are back to the usual arrangement, although the last few times I've gone, I've received on entry a voucher good for a two-for-one. (Co-incidentally, single and two-fer nudes are done in what used to be the VIP-only area.)

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Date: 8/21/2010 10:33am Whois Name: FirstAnchor (321)
Delete Subject: seeking guidance from qbg
Yes, it’s me – a ghost from the past. Absent for a while, but not really gone for good. Sad, really. West Texas is hotter’n hell these days, but what else is new! Hope you’ve been well. But I digress.

I see Simone is at the BE lately and you recently confirmed she’s the same one from several years ago. I remember her pretty well from what may not have been her rookie year, but was something much closer to that than to her current veteran status. She was a 5’10” morena that was proportioned like a girl of more average height such that I didn’t realize she was so tall until she stood beside me in her 5” heels. Claimed to be a college student then – something in sports medicine. In those days, I thought her face quite lovely – not in the classic way, but in her own unique wide-set jaw way. After that, I didn’t see her at the BE for 2-3 years, but when I did, the years had been less than kind, and I thought her face … severe. And while still quite curvy, she had thickened just a bit. I don’t mean to sound negative, because, in truth, I remained quite taken with her. And she had an exceptional work ethic, offering very energetic dances such that she seemed to be the most popular dancer in the place – often missing stage calls as PLs seemed all but lined up for her. That second time I saw her was a few years ago, so I was glad to see she still had what it takes to make one of your recent fave bods lists. I’d sure like to see Simone again. But I digress.

You’ve never steered me wrong, so my question: Between the BE and the Jet, which do you recommend for weekend day shift (for someone without time to visit both)? And what about night shift?

And, while you’re at it: which dancers? At the BE, I see Kennedy, Rosie, Electra, and Sabrina each made both your fave faces and fave bods lists fairly recently (but I know that doesn’t necessarily imply fave dances!). We used to e-mail off line, but I don’t think that account is active for me these days. And I know you don’t like to put too much on the public site. So use your imagination and be cryptic (or obtuse!) – you have a talent for cryptic (and obtuse should certainly be possible for you with a bit of effort!). That’s worked OK in the past. Then, of course, if you worry it’s a little much, you can delete your post after a couple of days. I’ll try to keep an eye out. Thanks pardner!

FA

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Date: 8/18/2010 10:35pm Whois Name: kobe88 (487)
Delete Subject: lookers
Does this club still have a lot of fine lookers like they used to? It use to feature beautiful ladies like some of the ones at 4Play.

With mostly negative reviews here, it looks like it may not be worth making the trip.

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Date: 8/8/2010 10:11am Whois Name: speedo (9)
Delete Subject: Fridays are best
The club is better some days/nights than others. I was there Friday a week ago and the lineup was good. Had real good VIP sessions with 2 girls. Friday afternoon is the best time.

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Date: 8/8/2010 9:43am Whois Name: DoctorFeelgood (New)
Delete Subject: not good
This place is definitely not what it used to be. Stopped by recently on a late Thursday afternoon and the place was dead.

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Date: 8/6/2010 6:02pm Whois Name: STARZ_n_Black (8)
Delete Subject: Gorgeous Black Women...Wow!!!!!!!!
If you are in to actual Beautiful Black Women of different shapes, sizes, and complexions please visit STARZ at 2528 W. Rosecrans in the city of Gardena 90249. Access from the 105 off Crenshaw head south to Rosecrans and turn left. club will be on your right. Access from 110 head West on Rosecrans and pass Van Ness on the left next to a car wash. The club serves alcohol has topless stage downstairs and nude upstairs...dances are very physical and only $15 each song. You can also order food here and on Mondays they have a $6 steak dinner which is pretty good. Tip the girls you like if you are shy and you'll get their attention. Club has flat screens showing all the sports. Bring your friends for a bachelor party celebration or just come on in for some sexy one-on-one with your favorite dancer. So if you want the premier Black dancers in the Greater Los Angeles area visit STARZ. Great security and a safe club!
Club 3 Dancers 4 Attitude 4 Nasty Factor 4

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Date: 7/21/2010 8:17pm Whois Name: The_RandomOne (2)
Delete Subject: Bleck
This place started to slowly deteriorate the beginning of last year and now it's a complete dump. Save yourself time and money and DO NOT GO HERE!

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Date: 7/9/2010 10:29pm Whois Name: DMZ (2)
Delete Subject: Another Good Friday
Jeez - there must have been 25 grls in club today. Free food prety good too.

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Date: 7/8/2010 9:35pm Whois Name: macbook (9)
Delete Subject: tyler
can anyone confirm if the tyler on the roll call is small petit asian?

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Date: 7/6/2010 11:17pm Whois Name: rono (11)
Delete Subject: name that dancer
http://photos-p.friendster.com/photos/42...

the bares #1 dancer of all time.

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Date: 6/29/2010 11:41pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3217)
Delete Subject: Saturday evening at the Bare
Angelica, Bailey, Barbara, Electra, Giselle, Icy, Ivy, Jill, Kennedy, Lily, Lola, Merlot, Natasha, Onyx, Rosie, Roxanne, Tatiana, Zana

Fave faces: Kennedy, Electra, Tatiana, Rosie, Barbara

Fave bods: Giselle, Rosie, Kennedy, Ivy, Electra

Fave stage: Ivy, Giselle, Tatiana, Kennedy, Rosie

5 single songs averaged to 2:50, or 5:40 for the continuous two-fers

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Date: 6/28/2010 7:00pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3215)
Delete Subject: Simone
One and the same.

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Date: 6/28/2010 5:21pm Whois Name: minnow (82)
Delete Subject: RE: Simone
The Simone that I recall from Bare worked the night shift there at sporadic intervals from 02-06. She was part Hispanic, I think, solid medium build, and a sun tat. No foreign accent, to speak of. S-o-o-o-....... Is the Simone listed in current lineup one and the same, or a new Simone??

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Date: 6/28/2010 2:15pm Whois Name: baredm (11)
Delete Subject: Monday Night
Monday Night Contest; Be in before 10pm to enter a raffle to win a judges seat. All contestants plese be in before 10pm.
Monday Day Lunch Special: $1.00 Steak and Fries

ALWAYS; FREE admission to all Zbone Members

ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT 2for1 Dances:

COme check out our NUDE dances

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Date: 6/27/2010 8:28pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3214)
Delete Subject: Simone
I remember her from ca. 2006, after which I was no longer often attending the night shifts. But yes, same girl -- imposing stature, natural boobs. I don't detect an accent, though.

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Date: 6/26/2010 10:03pm Whois Name: Carlomagno (16)
Delete Subject: simone
is that Simone the one that used to work 2 to 3 years ago in the bare, foreign brunette with a great fit body? thanks for the intel.

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Date: 6/20/2010 11:09pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3211)
Delete Subject: Thursday evening at the Bare
Andrea, Angelica, Barbara, Carolina, Chloe, Jessica, Jill, Lily, Lisa, Merlot, Natasha, Nicolette, Rain, Roxanne, Sabrina, Sayna, Shea, Simone, Tatiana, Tracy, Tyler

Stage 2, and better lighting this time. Strong lineup lookswise.

Favorite faces: Chloe, Barbara, Sabrina, Rain, Lisa

Favorite bods: Simone, Sabrina, Jessica, Shea, Tyler

5 singles averaged to 2:35, or 5:10 for the two-fers

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Date: 6/20/2010 4:19pm Whois Name: storm23 (37)
Delete Subject: Re: qbg
Thank you, qbg.

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Date: 6/18/2010 8:22pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3210)
Delete Subject: Natasha
She is indeed.

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Date: 6/16/2010 7:28pm Whois Name: markydesade (49)
Delete Subject: busty girls
are there any naturally busty girls that dance here?

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Date: 6/16/2010 3:50pm Whois Name: Boogeyman (New)
Delete Subject: Not Every Girl Is Hot, But That One...!
f I were to rank the strip clubs I've been to in the Los Angeles area, the top of the pile would be Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, the bottom would be... I dunno. Silver Reign, maybe, but that seems unduly harsh. And right in the middle would be the club right by my job, the one I go to the most, Bare Elegance.

My favorite dancer at Bare Elegance put it this way, "the girls at Spearmint Rhino are strippers; the girls at Bare Elegance are dancers." Bare Elegance exudes class - it was rennovated a year or two ago so it would. And it has special events that attract a higher clientele - women, athletes (I met Scottie Pippen there), etc. But I'm a boob guy, and I gotta tell you, it usually averages about one big boob girl, with a bunch of C cuppers next in line.

But they're pretty C cuppers, and I'll give this club that - the girls are all pretty. I'm just extremely selective. But usually that one girl who I'm into is dynamite. The girls are all nice; the servers are pretty; nobody harrasses you to buy the girls drinks. They have many days where they do two for ones all days, and free lunch buffets on Saturday. They give you passes and drink coupons and whatnot - they're very friendly, albeit not as friendly as Jet Strip. In the class department, Bare Elegance is top notch. But I want girls with big fake boobs, and there, they usually have at least one. I definitely recommend it, particularly if chest size doesn't matter to you.
Club 3 Dancers 4 Attitude 2 Nasty Factor 3

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Date: 6/15/2010 12:16am Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3207)
Delete Subject: Friday evening at the Bare
Angelina, Barbara, Daisy, Icy, Joy, Kimberly, Lily, Merlot, Mimi, Natasha, Nicolette, Onyx, Roxanne, Simone, Tatiana, Tracy, Tyler, Veronica, a few others. (Only about a 50% overlap with my last Friday roll call, a month ago.)

All dances were still two-fers. 10 songs averaged to 2:10, without a lot of variation, hence 4:20 for the entire two-fer. VIPs were 4 songs.

PL count: 30 at 11:30.

Bass was too loud, and the lights over stage 1 were unflattering to some of the dancers. (As far as looks go, insofar as this crowd differed from that of a month ago, it was worse, IMO.)

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Date: 6/12/2010 8:58pm Whois Name: jetfuel888 (5)
Delete Subject: visit today
Got here Saturday afternoon. About a dozen customers, and 4 dancers - Celeste,Roxy,Victoria & Rain. Stayed about an hour. Had money to spend but no dancers approached me for dances. Left and went to the Jet.

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Date: 5/30/2010 8:29pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3193)
Delete Subject: Song lengths again
Thurs afternoon, singles were consistently running around 1:45, or 3:30 for the two-song dance (and 7 mins for a four-song VIP).

On hand late Thurs aft: Amber, Carmen, Sienna, Victoria.

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Date: 5/29/2010 8:32pm Whois Name: jetfuel888 (4)
Delete Subject: Raquel
what's with the brunette dancer named Raquel?
I've seen her in the club a few times, and although she goes on stage occasionally - I've never seen her ask anyone for dances. I've never even seen take anyone into any of the lap dance areas. Does she NOT give private dances? What's her deal?

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Date: 5/26/2010 1:14pm Whois Name: Dr_B (33)
Delete Subject: daytime Angel intel
Can someone please give me some intel on daytime Angel?

Thanks.

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Date: 5/18/2010 12:22am Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3186)
Delete Subject: Two-fers and song times
So the Bare is having an all two-for-one month on single dances, and is kicking in a fourth dance for free on the VIPs. Just how good a deal is this?

For singles, it's pretty good. I timed 10 songs on Friday evening, and, as is customary at the Bare, there was a lot of variation in song lengths: singles ran anywhere from a minute and a half to three minutes. The average of 10 songs, though, was around 2:20. So two-fers averaged 4:40. Back a couple years ago when I was actually going to this club, two-fers would often run about that long -- obviously an improvement over the singles that would clock in around 2:45 or 2:50. At $41 for topless, a dance (2 songs) this month will cost you $9 a minute, or a bit less than the Jet's typical $10.

For the VIP, it's not that great a deal: You're getting four songs for three instead of the six that you would if you were buying singles. Moreover, the three that you would have been buying in another month are like 2:45 each, instead of the 2:20 this month. The arithmetic still works out in the current month's favor, but only by about a minute -- 9:20 vs. 8:15. And that assumes you wouldn't, in another month, be starting your VIP on a 2-fer, which would give you an extra couple minutes.

You might ask, why buy VIPs at all? Two topless dances (four songs) cost you $82, whereas a 4-song topless VIP costs you $103. Well, you do get a little more privacy in the VIP. Typically, I've enjoyed the VIPs at the Bare more than the singles, and that was also true on Friday evening. But the decision has been a little easier in other months, when the VIP has also had a price advantage over three singles.

Friday evening roll:
Andrea, Angelica, Daisy, Heather, Icy, Jayda, Jill, Joy, Lily, Michelle, Mimi, Raquel, Roxanne, Sabrina, and Simone, among others.

Club was pretty lively for the 3 hours I was there. 30 PLs in the house at midnight.

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Date: 5/15/2010 5:35pm Whois Name: mrspock (120)
Delete Subject: faith aka carina lynn aka dylan
living and strippin in vegas!

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Date: 5/14/2010 9:44am Whois Name: Rob22 (1)
Delete Subject: Jill
I finally went back to Bare to see Candy. While I was there I saw Jill. She is petite & Philipina just like you described so it has to be the same Jill. I had Candy ask Jill when she works. Jill works @ night. Of course you can check her schedule on their website too.

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Date: 5/13/2010 8:21pm Whois Name: sgtarmy (114)
Delete Subject: David_A_Vega/Celeste.
Hey David, I remember Celeste from 10 years ago. She was Caucasian with shorter than shoulder length hair & had thick thighs and booty right? Let me know if that is the Celeste your are referring to.

SGTARMY.

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Date: 5/12/2010 7:34pm Whois Name: lopaw (236)
Delete Subject: Nude dances
Stopped by today to check out the nude dances this club now offers. Don't know if it's just temporary or permanent, but it sure was nice to be able to get a choice of either topless or nude lapdances.

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Date: 5/12/2010 12:36am Whois Name: usetax (19)
Delete Subject: Celeste/ Ashley
Don't recall Celeste but will never forget Ashley--the ultimate best. Hope she is doing well wherever she may be.

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Date: 5/10/2010 11:25pm Whois Name: David_A_Vega (357)
Delete Subject: Celeste
Does anyone know what happened to a dancer named Celeste that danced here about 10 years ago on dayshitf. She was a comtempary of that British chick named Ashley

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Date: 5/8/2010 8:20pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3177)
Delete Subject: $60 drink
Heh-heh. The dancer would like that better (but not me).

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Date: 5/7/2010 11:20pm Whois Name: safir (128)
Delete Subject: qbd
Thanks, partner! I wasn't aware of this, but now I know where to check. It's probably the same Jill.

If the Reign ever get's its act together, I owe you a lap with the dancer of your choice. Or maybe I'll just get you one of those $60 "drinks."

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Date: 5/7/2010 4:59pm Whois Name: Clint (183)
Delete Subject: Curious-Please Do your Homework
Please do your homework before asking basic questions. Check the website for the dancer schedule: http://bareelegance.com/Bare_Elegance/DA...
Or, call the club.

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Date: 5/6/2010 3:30pm Whois Name: Rob22 (New)
Delete Subject: Curious
The last time I was at this club I danced with Candy. She's the tall brunette and she can move! Does anyone know if she still works there & if so, what's her schedule?
Dancers 4

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Date: 5/3/2010 2:18pm Whois Name: baredm (10)
Delete Subject: MAY PROMO 2x1
BARE ELEGANCE LAX and VALLEY, for the month of MAY, all DANCES 2x1.

Always, Monday Night Contest, and FAT tuesday Night Contest, winner takes home $500

LAX- Monday $1.00 Steak and Fries, FRIDAY Lunch Buffett

VALLEY- Wednesday $1.00 Steak & Fries, Friday Lunch Buffett

Dont forget this WEDNESDAY, CINCO de MAYO Celebrations all day & night, WIN a FREE SKY BOX SET with your favorite girl

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Date: 4/23/2010 11:21pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3164)
Delete Subject: Jill
safir, you're aware of the dancer schedule at bareelegance.com? Pick any of the rotating logos and then "dancing at LAX." She's listed there. Don't know if it's the same Jill, but I've been checking the list from time to time over the last couple years and there's usually been a Jill there. (It's also a really uncommon dancer name.)

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Date: 4/22/2010 2:35pm Whois Name: louis (5884)
Delete Subject: Re: Thirsty Dog
I just read your 4/1/10 post and couldn't have said it any better myself. Good job in putting this dancer in her place.

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Date: 4/22/2010 1:35pm Whois Name: safir (122)
Delete Subject: Jill
Does petite philipina Jill still dance at BE? If so, what is her schedule?

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Date: 4/9/2010 12:34am Whois Name: alexrocks09 Z-VIP Member (32)
Delete Subject: THIRSTY_DOG
Yeah I remeber those times. You might want to check this out.
http://twitter.com/Feliciaupdates
;) New Alex alias if you are curious.

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Date: 4/4/2010 11:07pm Whois Name: drome (1)
Delete Subject: Natasha
Club dancer schedule shows a Natasha. Anyone know if this is the Natasha from VIP in Van Nuys? Latina looking, few tattoos, great bod and dances.

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Date: 4/1/2010 11:54pm Whois Name: THIRSTY-DOG (188)
Delete Subject: 50% money splits ? Is why we get charged to much
On the other side of what dancers make per topless or nude dance is what customers have to pay which is 100% regardless how the money is split with the club.

From a lap dawgs point of view....clubs that charge $25 for topless or $40 per nude are priced to high to begin with unless it is a 4 to 5 minute dance/song or it's for a 2-4-1 for 4 to 5 minutes.

Dancers at over--priced clubs are more dependent on a good economy and on fresh meat puppy PL that don't know any better.

Yet neither the dancer nor the club wants to reduce their share and both end up making less because the customers stop going, and those that do go, buy less dances.

IMO some of the smartest strippers work in $10 to $15 bikini dance clubs. They view their money potential as having more upside because they can sell alot more dances and not have to get to nasty.

For the average male over age 25 a couple of topless or nude dances have the same effect as a watered down drink. Not much.

It's going to take alot more than 1 or 2 dances for the lap dawg to feel a lap buzz going. And at the higher prices...they aren't going to buy more dances. I don't mind going to the high priced clubs because I spend 1/2 of what I normally would.

There are some successful strippers I've met recently at Imperial Anaheim. It's a minium $50 for 5 bikini dances. The girl gets $35. However, each extra bikini dance is $15 of which they pay-out like $3.

The smart dancers take advantage of using that extra dance time to turn-on the lap dawg. It's not shear beauty that gets lap dawgs to spend money. Even beautiful dancers fail at ITA when they don't have dance talent. It's good lap dances with body contact that does it. Hot looks is a bonus that help sells the first $50. For extra dances, it's skill.

To get some extra $15 each dances all they do is toss in some quick flashes of topless or flash the kitty and bump and grind, do some freak dancing moves. They pay out like $3 from each $15 but make it up in tips and by having more customers that are willing to spend.

If I were ever willing to spend $150 at BE LAX, a girl would net $75 !

Compare how much of that $150 the Imperial dancer keeps (+/- $5). She gets $35 from the $50, nets another $60 for the extra 5 dances and that leaves me $25 to tip her. $120 for her out of my $150.

Maybe some ofthe B.E. girls would say "she spent more time dancing!?" True. But you spent more time talking to a customer trying to get a couple of dances and made zero during that time.

ATTN: B.E. LAX....please drop your topless dance prices, keep your 50% splits....and ITA will welcome all BE girls that would go there.

PS:

I once got 10 extra dances with a dancer named Alex when ISP had 3 for $30 bikini dances in their vip room. The last 2 or 3 dances were spend chilling, she talked of a dancer roomate, how she got a scar on her knee, as I stroked her leg from her ankle on up to her booty. It's that kind of dances that ITA girls do.

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Date: 4/1/2010 12:50pm Whois Name: alexrocks09 Z-VIP Member (31)
Delete Subject: Cheaper topless dances?
A little known fact by most patrons is that the girls are aready dancing for you for only 12 dollars a dance. the club splits the dance 50-50 with the girls and on top of that there are a few employees that expect 1 dollar a dance tip from the dancer too. if the price went down to 20 dollars, I can assure you the split will still remain the same 50-50 plus tip for other employees who expect it. that would mean out of the 20 you paid the dancer, she would only get 7. no girl wants to dance topless for less than what she could make somewhere else selling a $10 bikini dance. Or girls can make there way out to vegas where there house fee is $50 and they keep every sent of their hard earned $20 of dance money not having to split with the club.

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Date: 3/29/2010 3:10pm Whois Name: baredm (9)
Delete Subject: Monay Night Dance Contest
Inviting all ZBone Members, print free pass from our website, bareelegance.com

Rain or Shine

Ladies First Place $350.00, must be in by 9:30, bring your
ID.

Guys, be in by 10pm, for the oppurtunity to judge the contest and win a free TOPLESS 2 for 1 Lap Dance, two Prizes given away tonight.

Hope to see you guys here!

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Date: 3/14/2010 7:25pm Whois Name: lopaw (229)
Delete Subject: Re:rachel
I'm planning on heading over next week, probably Wednesday. I'll post if I see her or if I find out any info.

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Date: 3/12/2010 1:36am Whois Name: curiousg (2)
Delete Subject: lopaw - Rachel
Thanks for update. You wouldnt know which days she works? I've been to the club couple times but never seem to catch her. I thought she had retired. Has she been working for awhile?

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Date: 3/11/2010 8:08pm Whois Name: lopaw (228)
Delete Subject: Re: Maya & Rachel
Maya is a gorgeous african american dancer.I remember her telling me that she also had some asian in her as well. She is tall-ish and on the thin side. Truly model quality. Her dances (at least w/me) are top notch. But as always, YMMV.

I saw a Rachel a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday afternoon/early evening. This Rachel was an older thin blonde. To the best of my knowledge it was the same one from days gone by.

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Date: 3/9/2010 12:34am Whois Name: curiousg (1)
Delete Subject: Cletus March BE
Hey Cletus or any other regulars, can you give me a descrip of both Maya and Rachel. Havent been to the club in yrs. Remembered a Rachel from yrs past. Does she still work here? Been to the club but never on the day she's working. Was told she no longer worked here.

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Date: 3/6/2010 9:13pm Whois Name: lopaw (227)
Delete Subject: re: issues
Location can be a huge factor when you are on a tight time schedule and you can't stray too far from work/home.
Believe me - I'd love to have the time to hang out in the COI and enjoy the UHM that those clubs have to offer. But I can't. I have to make due with clubs closer to the south bay area. For me it's usually either The Bare or The Jet. I've also been visiting Rio over on Figueroa - nude dances 3 for $60. Each club has it's ups & downs, like everything in life. You just have to make the best of what you've got.

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Date: 3/6/2010 8:12pm Whois Name: qbg Z-VIP Member (3125)
Delete Subject: Prices, etc.
Louis, you bring up a good point when you mention the lack of nearby competition. For most guys, I bet a club in Rialto is not an alternative to BE LAX. For a lot of guys, I doubt DVNH is an alternative. The closest real alternative is the Jet Strip, and not everybody is going to like that club's physical layout, topless there is $30 most of the time, and the lineups are usually weaker. True, mileage is somewhat higher, though it's not COI. It's not even Silver Reign.

For guys willing to travel to the West side, which is not that far, there's 4Play, for good-looking chicks and cheap, long laps but, as everybody knows, little action. There's Silver Reign, which has shorter dances and, typically in the evening, no topless, and few specials, so you're stuck with $40 dances, though at least you can often have a good time if you can keep your mind off the money.

Then there are Skin and the Star Strip, about which nothing need be said.

I'm not gonna try to defend the Bare. I haven't been there in over a year, despite numerous trips in the past and despite a luscious lineup, at least on the day shift, because the dances had just gotten too lame. I've been meaning to go back one Friday afternoon and verify that things haven't gotten any better, but you know, it never seems a priority.

Still, I can see it, for some guys who want a kinda-swank environment, lookers, and a little grind, if they're not budget-constrained and don't want to drive a long way, this could be the place.

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Date: 3/6/2010 2:13pm Whois Name: louis (5791)
Delete Subject: Re: Lopaw
I have nothing personal against you or anyone for that matter as a customer that likes this club. My main beef here is with Management/Owners that there prices are way overpriced in comparison to most other places. I just dont like others getting suckered into paying higher (Not knowing) when there are plenty of other choices out there for far less .

Correct me if I'm wrong, But weren't they charging $31 topless,$41 nudes just a few months ago? WTF?

Like Bruno has mentioned most of the other places do have 2 for 1's played that you can get $10 a song rather than the $13 a song you posted on their current $26 topless price. Also did you happen to know SR-Rialto fully nudes are $25 and they do play 2 for 1's on those. These ARE NUDES NOT TOPLESS by the way and the girls there are hot IMHO.

Also so you are aware some of the other Places I've been to the dancers don't just wait for the special to walked out to the floor. They actually hustle and asked for dances on single songs or some sit and mingle with the customers. You think they are just chatting while sitting on a customers lap, but they are in a way working the floor and do see PL's buying single songs as $20 is not that bad compared to $26.

I had forgotten that bare elegance and valley ball are sister clubs so TED is right. I guess they thought changing names with the bad rep. valley ball has gotten would bring back customers to that club, but it will backfire once the customers come to find out the current prices are for that establishment.

The one thing that Bare LAX has in its favor unlike the the valley Bare club is there isn't much competition in the area. Bare elegance in the valley has godfather's,Spearmint rhino-van nuys, deja vu-N.H., Rouge, which are all close by that charge much less and the mileage is better.

Last time I was at valley ball(bare elegance now) I remembered buying a 2 for 1 dance for $30 topless(Yeah I know what the Fuck was I thinking) the floor manager was standing there like an erected smuck watching my action(the whole entire time) not just marking the song down for the dancer. He made me very uncomfortable that I had to post that sh*t up here at the time.

The one night a few short years ago they had VIP customer appreciation night at VB which was $15 topless $30 nude it was standing room only back to its heydays.

Now if they would lower their prices, It will bring customers back in. Its just a shame the owners are so Fucking greedy here at both places that they are too stupid to realized whats good for their customers to attract them back. They much rather be greedy for themselves by overseeing that the prices be as high as possible especially for those newbies who are unaware of the SC Industry standard prices .

Peace Out!!!

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Date: 3/6/2010 11:40am Whois Name: ted (23)
Delete Subject: louis 3/4 post
Nope, the Valley Ball didn't go out of business nor was it sold last year to this Bare Elegance.

A man named Mike Woods, who used to own this Bare Elegance (including the land), the Valley Ball (also including the land) and the Jet Strip (a rented building), sold both properties in the early 2000's ('03 or '04). Unlike the then buyer and current owner, a Mike G., Woods is a genius having sold real estate at the height of the market. Geez, he paid some $60,000 for the property on Imperial Highway back in the early-mid 1980's. It did have a smaller building on it then, but so what, the idiot who bought it, if he paid market value, was about $2 million or so in 2004. Can't tell because it was in an LLC and that just changed hands, so there is no property records of the transfer.

It seems that all that happened to the Valley Ball last year was a name change to match this club.

The reason I know all this is because I used to date the former owner of another club and am now an real estate agent. The RE records are available to anyone that wants to go into the Hall of Records at the County Recorder's Office in Norwalk and look them up.

FYI: The "G" in Mike G stands for greedy, not genius.

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Date: 3/6/2010 11:10am Whois Name: Mocha272 (30)
Delete Subject: Lap prices
JS is charging $30/song so $26 is not the worst. On the other hand, VIP in NH only charge $10/song for topless and $20 for nude, and that's all the time. BE dancers' quality is higher, but I only need one dancer that I like. If I am looking for mileage then I would go to COI.

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Date: 3/6/2010 1:01am Whois Name: Deez_Nut (34)
Delete Subject: Re: Nasty Factor
BE isn't considered to be a high mileage club. I've gone to the VIP section a couple of times, and never gotten as you call "nasty factor" in there. If you're looking for those high mileage, you might want to consider Jet Strip.

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Date: 3/4/2010 9:07pm Whois Name: bruno (102)
Delete Subject: re: lopaw
I can go to any of the dejavu, spearmint rhino, or most other clubs and get a topless 2fer one dance for only $10 per song. Think about that! Plus, most of these clubs overall have better looking girls and better mileage than this dump. You'll get way more bang for your buck.

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Date: 3/4/2010 7:22pm Whois Name: lopaw (225)
Delete Subject: Re:$26 dollars for a single dance??? WTF? ARE THEY CRAZY!!!!
Most custies wait for 2fer1's to buy dances here, as well as at most other clubs that I frequent. In fact it's pretty normal to only see the dancers all out on the floor when the specials are announced.

They may clip the songs a bit, but with a 2fer here you're paying $13 a song - who can really complain about that?

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Date: 3/4/2010 2:12pm Whois Name: louis (5787)
Delete Subject: $26 dollars for a single dance??? WTF? ARE THEY CRAZY!!!!
Cletus, I hafta respectfully disagree with you. $26 FOR A SINGLE SONG PRIVATE DANCE!!!! WTF!!!! THAT IS A BAD MOVE!!!!

All the other places for the most part only charge $20 some even less than that for a topless dance. I know the mileage factor isnt high here at all, Dont see why they are overpriced in comparison to most Strip clubs in the Industry. The same goes for their other sister club 'Bare Elegance' in the San Fernando valley.

Why do they supposed Valley Ball went out of business before they took over. Valley Ball used to be great club some 6-7 years ago. But then The owners got really greedy tried charging $30 topless,$45 nudes, The customers then stop showing up(Better deals everywhere else in the area) and basically they were not making any so they sold the place to B.E. last year. Valley Ball last time I went there was so shocked it was like a ghost town.

Now if the dances were outta this world, High mileage nasty factor I wouldn't be complaining and dont think most would either. Im sure most customers have the same feeling as I do about these current prices that it is way overpriced that they don't even bother showing up here especially when they can get better deals and with the way the economy is bad for most people It doesn't make sense to charge $26 with no mileage like you can get elsewhere and for much less the prices.

Peace Out!!!!

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Date: 3/4/2010 1:04am Whois Name: curiousg (New)
Delete Subject: Cletus BE March
Can you describe Rachel?

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Date: 2/25/2010 9:48pm Whois Name: Greggy (53)
Delete Subject: Getting Better
Just stopped by the Bare for the first time in a long while. The new $21 dances are a good thing. The two-for-one specials are even better.

I recommend Mia(?), a tall brunette Hawaiian. Very nice!

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Date: 2/15/2010 12:08pm Whois Name: baredm (7)
Delete Subject: Contest
Monday Night Dance Contest

Calling all ladies.

No other club busier on a Monday Night!

First palce winner takes home $300, sencond place $150, and third takes home $50.

$1 Steak and Fries, thats right, no dog meat either from 11am to 1:30, every Monday.

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Date: 1/30/2010 2:25pm Whois Name: Greggy (52)
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